Top 10 Reasons you are Addicted to the forums

As requested...

                                                                                            Reason # 10, Crystal Moon keeps sending you P.M's saying she's running out of RED INK! 

  Reason # 9 why you are addicted to the forums. All Staff avatars start to look like THESE guys.                                                                                                           

  Reason # 8 why you MIGHT be addicted to the forums;  Eric has stamped your homepage with THIS!                                                                                                        

 Reason # 7 you might be addicted to the forums;  Most of your posts look like this;                                                                                                                             

   Reason # 6 you might be addicted to the forums;  David AND Shaun BOTH warn you about a 30-day mute, and you respond like Quint from "JAWS" !                                                                                 MAKE IT 60 DAYS AND I'LL THINK ABOUT IT

    Reason # 5 you might be addicted to Chess.com forums;  Jaclyn, Martin, Riker, and 12 other Staff people send you this sign for your birthday, Christmas, Veterans' Day, the beginning of summer, the end of winter, just about every day of the year.                                                                                                        

I hadn't exactly anticipated this...maybe start your own thread next time.

    All right, I let other people come up with the last 4.   Keep the concept thow.  Let the thread GROW. Once you've got 10 reasons, try something else.  "TOP 10 reason why___________??   Make it as funny as possible but keep it with-in the T.O.S.   DO IT FOR THE MODS  DO IT FOR THE SITE  DO IT FOR THE ADDICTS!!

                                                This just in from our West Coast bureau. A thread is coming to life on Chess.com   Eric Allbest is COMPLETELY speechless. 

Wow bravo

Has anyone ever started a sentence, then got interrupted by someone telling their whole life story.

    Miss America;  If you are Kround, what would you do to make this world a better place?                                                                                                                                      "Well, In a day and age when So many people are suffering or scared, I would bring more humor to social web sites like Chess.com".

If we get enough posters, we could put a new Chess.com thread right through here.                                                                                                                        

    Wait till Connor, Nikprit, kaynight and a few others see this thread  There will be peace in the valley this year, and the peasants will rejoice. We should all jump out at the same time and scream                                                               

      Is that Ice T on a Chess.com thread?                                                                                                                  Its Lemonade, Read the thread man!

*hovers finger over block button*

   Reason # 4 you might be addicted to Chess.com;  Whenever you log on, your computer starts playing the theme song for "COPS"                                                                

The ankle monitor won't let me socialize at my usual hangout, so I'm here.