Top 100 Forum Titles You Won't See on Chess.com

Lol, that's pretty good, in fact it's very good UVF02368!!

 Lol, or how about appearing on "Jerry Springer or "The View""?

# 87. According to the most recent polls, the hottest sexiest actress is Kathy Bates. 

#86.  Why do my opponents always resign in lost positions?

Lol, an oxymoron predicament and a good observation indeed!

#86 Government intelligence should be more involved in the chess world.

#85. Chess is a non-strategic game requiring no great skill involved in it's process. 

#84. Chess.com should charge a service fee for every game played.

#83.  I know perfectly well what "en passant" is.

 And when that move applies.

#83.  When the chessboard's a rockin don't come a knockin.

# 82. Sign above the toilet in the local men's room, "Don't look here, the joke's in your hand." 

 Ha yes that works, keep them coming!!

# 82.  Chess for adults is a game of wits, for teenagers it's a game of zits. 

#80. Kasparov's analysis on famous 1. h4-gambit

#79.  Who was the worst player ever, Kasparov or Fischer?

#78.  My opponent didn't cheat, I'm just a lousy player

#77.  Need help to lower my rating

#76.  Was Bobby Fischer totally sane?

#77.  Chess groupies at our local tournament

#76.  I win all my games using the Bongcloud

#75.  Why are Russians so bad at chess?

#74.  Donuts vs. Bagels

#73.  Why are chess pieces two different colors?

 Yes these are all excellent forum topics, and I am sure they are so good (bad) they won't stand a chance on chess.com.  Good job and I will add more and so should you when they come to you.  Good luck N2UHC.

#81.  The rules associated with chess are so complicated, that there should be an age restriction, no children under 16 should participate.    

A variation on #78:

#72.  My opponent didn't cheat, I was just totally unaware of en passant.

#80.  The best American movie ever produced and filmed goes to "Meet The Hollowheads".