Top 100 Forum Titles You Won't See on Chess.com

#54.  Barbara Walters confessed "Iff it fhan't forth chess, idf bef af fervoiusf fwreckf.

#53.  Chess.com's new posting rule: hijackers will be castrated and their contents juggled in front of all newbees.

#52  4d chess! is what the computer is thinking!

#51  Chess in 1080p (HD) looks even better getting beat by a computer

 yes all those will also never make it here, nor the book "Chess For Dummmies!!

#52.  Not happy with the layout of the chessboard Milton Bradley will increase the squares from 64 to 100.

#51.  Milton Bradley stated: by adding the extra squares this opens up for more chess pieces.  The added pieces were added to commemorate the two great chess players-Fischer and Kasparov.  

#50.  However, Milter Bradley further warns: "these new chess pieces, Fischer and Kasparov, can never see eye to eye, therefore, they can never be on the same row of their opponents".

49.  When asked what these new added pieces were named, Milton Bradley told the public, "Dementia and Bitchy".

#48.  Life is like a box of chocolates but it is also like a baseball game you never know what it holds for you until the last pitch.

#48.  Complaining is futile, getting even is devine.

#47. Monty Python is not funny.

(Wait, didn't we have that one?)

I thought "we need more amateurs to post their annotated games" was a nice one.

 Yes sounds familar but it wasn't here so that's a good one!

 That was a good one, I wish I thought of it!

No hablo espanol.

 Me neither...

#47.  Feeling the pinch to curb childhood obesity, parents around the world pressured the nation's schoolboard to make chess a P.E. credit.

Sounds like something Haywood would have made.

 I am not familiar with Haywood, is he a troll/spammer?

#46.  Chess is the leading cause of teen pregnancies.