Top 100 Forum Titles You Won't See on Chess.com

#32.  I just received my patent on a glow in the dark chess set.

#31: What fun is being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

 When in Mexico do as the Mexicans.

#31.  At least 75% of people who read this comment will try to lick their elbow!

I'm doing it because it's fun, not because you mentioned it.

 I doing it because I can't and I mentioned it.

#30.  Mary had a little lamb, Donald had a duck, they put them in the windowsill, to see if they would frolic.

#29.  In a perfect world, I would be president and you would be vice president.

#28: If you can read this, you can read in English.

#28.  Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace.

#27: I don't consider being laughed at by my opponents when I make my moves an insult.

 When I move I expect it.

#27.  YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2011 when...

You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

You e-mail and text the person who works at the desk next to you.

Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail or text addresses.

You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 

You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

You realize that this forum topic is too damn long.

I like it. XD

 So does my computer.  Welcome back!

#26.  Big Bang Theory: sciencitic universe theory or sitcom?

#25.  Playing the lottery is considered retirement investing.

#24.  Lawyer's advise to his client (who doesn't want a prenup):

play now, pay later. 

#23.  If you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at others.

WARNING: I was dared to post this, please read in good humor.

#22.  When in doubt, stick it out

When in your birthday suit, stick it in