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As the bunnies at work sang:

Tell us commander, what do you think?
Cause we know that you love all that power
Is it on then, are we on the brink?
We wish you'd all throw in the towel
We'll not fade out too soon
Not in this finest hour
Whistle your favorite tune
We'll send a card and flower
Saying
It's a mistake, it's a mistake
It's a mistake, it's a mistake
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autobunny wrote:
Vincidroid wrote:
autobunny wrote:

With so many members throwing in the towel after getting frustrated with chess, the civic minded (but not necessarily civic tongued) bunny has decided to diligently collect them.

#clean up the community

#go green reuse towels


... And put them up for sale. 

#money is even greener

Any takers? The bunny may even put in designs on request. 

Unfortunately, the bunny doesn't make that trade, and instead takes your money.

Resale means selling something that has already been sold. How can the bunny do that if he makes the trade? #alsogogreenrecycle

As some chess coach once said:

To not take is a mistake. To trade is a mistake. 

Or something like that... 

 The tricks of the trade that can't be learned through resale. The towel guy has learned about the evils of capitalism and is now a dedicated marxist. ​Gotta go green, bunny

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Okay Bunny, how about the Rabbit Hotel?

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52yrral wrote:

Okay Bunny, how about the Rabbit Hotel?

Where the mods can check out anytime they want but can never leave? That wouldn't be fair. 

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Vincidroid wrote:
autobunny wrote:
Vincidroid wrote:
autobunny wrote:

*snip*.

Resale means selling something that has already been sold. How can the bunny do that if he makes the trade? #alsogogreenrecycle

As some chess coach once said:

To not take is a mistake. To trade is a mistake. 

Or something like that... 

 The tricks of the trade that can't be learned through resale. The towel guy has learned about the evils of capitalism and is now a dedicated marxist. ​Gotta go green, bunny

Reduce reuse recycle. That's the bunny mantra 

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autobunny wrote:
Vincidroid wrote:
autobunny wrote:
Vincidroid wrote:
autobunny wrote:

*snip*.

Resale means selling something that has already been sold. How can the bunny do that if he makes the trade? #alsogogreenrecycle

As some chess coach once said:

To not take is a mistake. To trade is a mistake. 

Or something like that... 

 The tricks of the trade that can't be learned through resale. The towel guy has learned about the evils of capitalism and is now a dedicated marxist. ​Gotta go green, bunny

Reduce reuse recycle. That's the bunny mantra 

rather, bunny policy. Or bunny philosophy. The bunny makes throwing towels fun.

Note: No rabbits were harmed in the creation of this topic.

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now if we could only get magnus to wear a towel - think of the endorsements

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Magnus has been a bit slow off the mark here. Hikaru has already seen the potential. 

No towel range though. 



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that cushion/pillow looks as if someone sat on it naked without a back wipe for some time.

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mr. bean understood the importance of towels. we'd feel incomplete without them,

and you need nothing more

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william hurt must have hurt to know he got his award only for the red towel

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ahaha 🙏
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Here's a towel for the Majestic Bunny. Wish I could gift the Bunny his long-awaited Rolls Royce instead. 

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Abhinav0121 wrote:

Here's a towel for the Majestic Bunny. Wish I could gift the Bunny his long-awaited Rolls Royce instead. 

 

Thank you kind sir.  Most people don't know that Linus blanket was actually a towel. You have made the bunny as elated as Linus. 

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Even Jesus knew his balls couldn't be wiped clean without a towel.