Try to expand this story

Once upon a time there was a frog called kermit he was a news reporter at ABC7 

and then he got shot and died

:.( 

later he got to know that he was the criminal wanted

then his loyal followers used dark magic to resurrect him out of a pentagram made of vodka

Well I have started with he was an reporter but now the story eventually changed into criminal based one lemme see how more it could change 

He got sent to Paris to cover a news story, and got turned into two servings of cuisses de grenouille.

Quiet interesting 

Do kermit comeback?

Kermit killed the pythons using his swords 

kermit ate an unidentified fly, became the size of Uranus, and swallowed earth

Then Kermit went and danced with a ninja turtle, green lantern, alien, shrek, and mike wazowski

Dance 

Should be after the victory 

Not at the beginning 

ok

kermit divs off roof