Typing Lesson

Hey guys! So my brother told me that I need to start typing home row because I peck at the computer with 2 fingers. So to be better than my classmates I need to learn. I'm going to make a super specific PB&J recipe so I have something to type.

Anyways let me start

Peanut Butter and Jelly 

Ingredients

-Jelly 

-Peanut Butter

-2 Slices of Bread (Crustless)

Utensils

-Butter Knife 

-Plate 

-Table

-Two Paper Towels (Piece)

-Brain (Optional)   

Recipe

Step 1 - Put every ingredient and utensils on said table (except for brain keep that in your head)

Step 2 -  Put a slice of bread on the plate

Step 3 - Take your butter knife, open jar of either/or peanut butter or jelly and dip the knife in the jelly or peanut butter

Step 4 - Scoop out a bit of the ingredient you used and gently lather the peanut butter or jelly whatever you chose on the side of the bread that is facing you  

Step 5 - Wipe the butter knife with 1 of 2 paper towels

Step 6 - Move the piece of bread to the side of the plate and do step 2, 3, 4, and 5 with the other piece of bread and use the other ingredient you didn't use (so it you put peanut butter, put jelly and if you put jelly, put peanut butter)

Step 7 - Put the 2 pieces of bread on top of each other making sure that the peanut butter and jelly are IN BETWEEN the 2 slices 

Step 8 - Put everything away except the brain (if you used) and the table

Step 9 - Eat the sandwich knowing damn well people are allergic to the peanut butter in your sandwich 

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its a forum lol just read it thats it pretty much

lol whatever it is

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂 Hmm, do I need to put the plate away too, before eating the sandwich? 🤔