Wolfing food, of course, could be interpreted as a subtle advert for the Wolf group you tricked me into joining so I could play FT-themed chess events, once I lose 900 rating points! Oh well, I've got my two tones to the floorboard already, so we're bound to learn something at the pep rally.,
Utter nonsense!

That brings back memories, I listened to this one when I was growing up because my older sister bought it.


Hello Seeker! Now don't feel alone here in the New Age, because there's a seeker born every minute!
Feel free to join the nonsense
http://www.chess.com/groups/home/the-firesign-theatre

Is this some sanctuary, independent of the reality of the FT site? That album cover, which still lives in a box about 20 feet from me, spent a lot of time being passed around in the travel trailer in which I dwelled during college.

http://www.chess.com/groups/notes/the-firesign-theatre
Nick Danger: [thinking to himself] Four hours later I parked my car in the carriage house and (cornstarch footsteps) walked up a grey gravel driveway between a line of dwarf maples towards the pillared entrance of the Same Mansion. It had been snowing in Santa Barbara ever since the top of the page and I had to shake the cornstarch off my mukluks as I lifted the heavy obsidian doorknocker.
Nick Danger: [aloud] Hey in there... open up. Your doorknocker fell off. Catherwood: (door open) What's all this brouhaha? Nick Danger: Brouhaha? Ha ha ha... Catherwood: Ha ha ha ha ha....(door close) Nick Danger: Wait...Wait a minute. Don't you want this doorknocker? Catherwood: (away) I already have one. Nick Danger: But this is yours.... Catherwood: You see? I told you.

Alright! This way! This way now! What a wonderful clearing in the jungle! Just the place to build our camp! Alright, you men get cracking now. The pup-tents right over there, I think. Right!

All silliness here is welcome!
Steve and Ken, please join if you want. New members get their Bozo shoes pumped up for free.
Once upon a time there lived a She-Wolf named Lykiska. And not a bad looking mangy varmit-no, this Lykiska had coiffure; wearing only the best, albeit scantily clad bordering on the ostentatious warrior babe outfits that provoked reactions from jealousy , to infatuation, to trollism-more latet
Fortunately, she had good, loyal friends who stood beside her and went BeoWulf on her numerous detractors,resulting in the ever present high drama and comedy known as chess.com.

Today's headlines:
Man coughs up towel in Brussels
Yankee pig nut swindle shocks Parliament!
Sultan insulted in Malay-Malay
Giant green cheese stolen
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