you lost me with no chocolate
why do people celebrate Valentine's Day anyway with no chocolate
Valentine's day
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This reads like "YOU ARE DEAD" on Uncyclopedia.
"Gather a party consisting of nobody and head for the Forest of Nothing. You will not find your way through it. You will not come to a cave. Within the nonexistent cave, you will not battle a ferocious dragon. Upon defeating no dragon you will not break an ancient seal that does not lead to no secret treasure cove filled with the most splendid nothing in the entire non-existent kingdom. Congratulations."
…half an hour?
anyway um I’ll be on a school trip tomorrow giving no f**ks about Valentine’s Day so ye
#2 because uh.. they always wanted to be in a relationship but are broke and never got a partner (definitely not me) #3 NO CHOCOLATE, but if you want to give me some then gimme #4 I like dragons and a non-existent kingdom #5 I SUCK AT DRAWING DUDE
Yesterday the 2 people took their shot and gives the person they like a chocolate and that was fun! WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN?!
thx :]
for Valentine's day, I appreciated fictional men and drank some water
stay hydrated kids
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Dear otf,
It's already valentine, and i know for a fact that YOU don't have a valentine. So may I, Idkwhat/Najwa not be your valentine this year? If you did pick me to be your valentine (which is most likely impossible) I will not give you roses, chocolate, and cuddles. And even if you thought about it I already have plans to be with my lil Bae (don't get me wrong here, bae is my hamster), phone, bed, stuffed animals, books, and my lovely little cave which is my room.
Anyways, here's some cheesy poems? Roses are red, Violets are blue, we may not be eachothers valentine, but I'll still love you.
I like to eat, donuts are sweet, I like you, and you are sweet.
If love is a time, I'll give you eternity.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, what about you? (Yes this is an actual question)
And I forgot what I needed to say.
Oh yeah, spend the day with your loved ones, appreciate them. And if you don't have a loved ones, spend your day doing what you like then, appreciate that the things you like is still here. And yes this is already valentine's day in Indonesia.
Love you,
-Idkwhat/Najwa
I forgot, here's a drawing that took half an hour (I can't draw)