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Let’s hope that we survive full lives without being physically affected firsthand
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What few survivors there are will be fed to snakes.

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And that’s why we will kill all of the snakes first
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TheRealTorchLit wrote:
And that’s why we will kill all of the snakes first

The survivors will get bitten by mosquitoes and sucked dry of their blood

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I’ve suggested this once: we should nuke the planet and humanity all together. Why? 
1. To kill all the humans suffering from oxygen addiction, mosquito bites, snake bites, lighting hits, falling in sinkholes etc

2. To kill all the lizard people that live on earth and control us (they also are the reason for oxygen addiction and sinkholes)

3. To not get hit by that large af asteroid

4. To avoid getting invaded by aliens. If earth is not habitable, then no one wants it, not humans, not lizard people and not aliens

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But first, we must genetically modify a few crows so that they can live without breathing, encrypt a message into their DNA to lure them to a place with all the science that humanity discovered, send them to a distant planet that they can populate and finally, put a large af rock with another message that asks them to avenge us and repopulate earth once they achieve consciousness and hyper-intelligence

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crows are our last hope, our salvation from this eternal doom

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What the hell have U been Smoking?! :P

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Oxygen.

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Shit is dangerous :P

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I know

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It is the reason why fire is a thing

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To deep Into the rabbit hole of Life for me :P - going to bed now (10:30 PM Here)

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Gute Nacht

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Gute Nacht und bleib vom Sauerstoff weg !!! :P :P

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:0 klar, ist aber riskant

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Gregg-Turkington wrote:
Dramioneisgreat wrote:

Unless more benevolent extraterrestrials help us out

The benevolent ones are pacifists.

This is where Terrence Hill and Bud Spencer come in to save the day.

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Don’t let that happen
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Kill the aliens
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We cant stop them.