(Warning: Joke) Would anyone care to date me?

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luke_here

(Notice: THIS IS A JOKE. so don't take me seriously, ok?)

For many moons, I have been sitting lonely in my home, waiting for the right someone to come and sweep me off my feet and become mine. Does any poor soul out there want to BE that 'someone' in MY life? I don't ask for much, just a good heart and soul~ 

Shrek-X-Squidward

IM HERE EGIRL WALL-SENPAI!!~~

Immaculate_Slayer

sorry youre 900

Shrek-X-Squidward

WAIT HE IS NVM I CANT EW 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Immaculate_Slayer
Shrek-X-Squidward escreveu:

WAIT HE IS NVM I CANT EW 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

What is Qatar??????

Shrek-X-Squidward

A city in arab or something idek i just thought the flag was cool

BroiledRat
This surely belongs under “General Chess Discussion” right? right!?
Shrek-X-Squidward
BroiledRat wrote:
This surely belongs under “General Chess Discussion” right? right!?

he prob forgot to change it

DreamscapeHorizons

That's the thing, u gotta get out of the house.

Shrek-X-Squidward
DreamscapeHorizons wrote:

That's the thing, u gotta get out of the house.

Im confused 

ricorat

Sorry I only date masters

RainbowWantsUtojoinB1zhub

dont date @ricorat he's bald

Shrek-X-Squidward
RainbowWantsUtojoinB1zhub wrote:

dont date @ricorat he's bald

:0 WTH NO ONE DATE HIM HES BALD ONLY SHREK S HOT EVENTHO HES BALD

ricorat

Don’t worry I always wear a hat 🙂

Shrek-X-Squidward
ricorat wrote:

Don’t worry I always wear a hat 🙂

THANK GOD EVERYONE MUST DATE HIM NOW

luke_here
BroiledRat wrote:
This surely belongs under “General Chess Discussion” right? right!?

no.

yyxyxy

LmaOZ

u have me and mandy wink.png <3

George1st

ofc

BISHOP_e3

Luke, I would love to date you! 

Here you go .....................


yyxyxy

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