what happens if you eat moldy cheese

you poop liquid

first comes the infection of the organs, the mold will begin the acquisition of biomass and cells, and eventually your veins will be clogged by mold or empty from lack of blood cells. your organs will either be slowly liquefied, or the mold will take control of your cognitive functions

#5 is a blatant lie. He's just trying to scare you. In reality, the mold will disrupt your gastronomic processes and will wear against the mucosa layers, and dissolve the skin. The gastric juices will dissolve your non-digestive tissues. The mold will spread to the nervous system, further crippling you, and your cognitive abilities will slow. I recommend hopping in the car. If it's a small amount of mold, take her to a hospital. If it's a large amount of mold, take her to a funeral home. (/j)

Eat unmoldy cheese. Kinda like drinking water after being drunk.

RIP friend then.

no she will not die but there will be some regular symptoms you'd usually have in an illness like nausea vomiting diarrhea

He's right. If it's a trace amount of mold, then there will only be symptoms like strong nausea, consistent vomiting and diarrhea, and occasionally oral or... digestive blood loss and severe inflammation. Survival rates for patients that observed ONLY these symptoms had a survival rate of almost 75%. Basically, if it was a very, very small amount, she'll be fine.

why r u trying to scare her so badly lool

If you eat around a square inch of mold, you have a survival rate of 10%. [THIS IS A JOKE]

I'd be willing to chip in a few hundred dollars for the funeral. I could get some good food catered, as well.

I got 15 party inflatables, but it might clash with the mood

But I eat moldy cheese everyday, and I’m fine. For the most part. The mold has infected my mind and soul.