what i want for chrimbo

so ive been almost good all year and its time for santa to deliver the goods , so im not going to be greedy and will only demand at bazooka point the following things 

a puppy , cos who dont want a little pest in your life 

a dog armed with a gun , cos the postman wants a tip and im skint 

a crony to celebrate new years with 

so what is on your wish list ?

i know santa will bring the same thing wrapped in a different package

Haha

Just

Oh and Emma Stone

not asking much , id have thought youd have wished that man utd wasnt a sunday league pub side lol

mind you even santa would struggle with that gift

Haha 🤐😋

so santa is getting an easy shift , uptil now his list reads , a puppy , a dog with a gun , a dog with a drinking habit , a fancy new bow for the same old tat , world peace and kidnapping emma stone 

but it could be so much more