What is the point of me being around?

What kind of a turd gloats over cancer?

Christopher Hitchens. Remember? Did you read what he said. Look here it is again.

"Well, I can only answer for myself.  What cheers me up?  I suppose mainly gloating over the misfortunes of other people.  I guess that has to be it, yeah, mainly crowing over the miseries of others.  It doesn’t always work, but it never completely fails.  And then there’s irony.  There’s irony, which is the gin in the Campari; the cream in the coffee. -  Christopher Hitchens"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx1yXvcT2kw

at 3.09

Catch up.

u kay?

What does that mean? (Does he even know?)

I know a guy.

u?

What do you mean? (Do you even know?)

Can you try and write a longer sentence so that I can understand you. (Can you even do it?)

he is known for his one liners... keep cool

Stay away from this guy in the future

His shrooms are no good.

I don't do drugs. Are you guys okay? Do you even know what I am talking about? or are you going back to your beer and TV? Good boy!

Life is a slow suicide? All of us know where the food we ate ends, but I wouldn't say the point of eating is making a shit.

I don't know how to get drugs in my area nor do I wish to spend the money.  But umm..thanks for your input. You are the smartest sweet pea.

I can hook you up with a guy, no worries.

He's called google.

Google can give me money? Is this what you are saying?

I think you should do a slow walk on a busy highway, it won't stop you feeling sorry for yourself but it might stop your annoying moaning and whining about life on the forums.The sooner the better.

  Hiro Protagonist, discovers the name of a new pseudo-narcotic, "Snow Crash", being offered at an exclusive Metaverse nightclub.

Google can give you anything.