What the hell Staff!! Why is it not not working!!? - Chess Forums - Page 2

Dubious-Duck · 2017-06-20T07:44:56-07:00

My iPad app for V3 and V2 seems to be working! What the hell staff? I thought it was supposed to just say ‘loading’ but no….now it loads the forums perfectly in its entire crappy splendour leaving me to deal with the mess. And why is V2 now called the “old site” !? Is it that old? Are you trying

Dubious-Duck

Jun 20, 2017

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#21

VicountVonJames wrote:

But it's MY THREAD! Ugh!

Let's see....been around for a year or so...tactics rating of 693...

693!!!!????? A cat walking around on a keyboard can get a higher tt rating!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....once you have moved out of the ocean and grown limbs I might repsond to you again.

Dubious-Duck

Jun 20, 2017

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#22

Bilbo21 wrote:

Destroyer_Mark_1420 wrote:

Dubious Duck is back at it again with he worst troll threads in chess.com history!

How can you possibly say that with a straight face. Just take a look at the forum and you will see how appalling most of the topics are, by unoriginal attention seekers.

We need people like Dubious Duck to try to play their part in balancing out the steaming pile of shit these fora have become.

@Dubious-Duck I have summoned a staff/mod/eriksockpuppet for you through my most inappropriate language.

Thanks Bilbo, much appreciated ....I know they are watching....I can feel it ....like insects crawling all over my neck in the morning before I switch on the light and they all scuttle into the corners and act like they were never there but I know they are there because they eat my cheese at night and leave their prints in the flour I pour on the floor that makes pretty patterns I try to copy onto paper and sell but never manage to do it is like they are mocking me knowing the landlord will never believe my story just like the cops didn't the time I threw the old lady off a bridge

sorry....got a bit carried away...thanks again.

Pashak1989

Jun 20, 2017

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#23

Maybe they are trying new things to make you stop posting so much garbage.

Pashak1989

Jun 20, 2017

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#24

Just for your information dummy duck, if no one likes you here is not because "you are a builder", but simply because you write absolute rubbish.

Go back to the death and never return.

Carla-Magnusson

Jun 21, 2017

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#25

Version 2 and Version 3 seem to be both working ok. No other site gives you two choices. Quite unusual value.

Maybe we could also have a Version 4, then we could have three choices. Like a multiple choice log in option would be good.

Dubious-Duck

Jun 21, 2017

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#26

Pashak1989 wrote:

Just for your information dummy duck, if no one likes you here is not because "you are a builder", but simply because you write absolute rubbish.

Go back to the death and never return.

That is harsh Pisshack1989!

I would write more but I don't want to draw too much attention away from my epic new version of your name.

Dubious-Duck

Jun 21, 2017

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#27

kaynight wrote:

You two need to get over yourselves.

Aha! you are back !

Well that was embarrassing...me discovering you track the Duck's activity , you trying to stay away for long enough to save some face...

now coming back with a topic changer...

Admit it kay, you love the Duck.

Dubious-Duck

Jun 21, 2017

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#28

kaynight wrote:

Jeez..I can hardly move here for the size of your ego.

Are you confirming you love to be close to the Duck or are you saying the Duck has an epic ego you love?

Dubious-Duck

Jun 21, 2017

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#29

Multiple choice can also be quite difficult for some Carla.

Like I gave kaynight a multiple choice question 45 minutes ago and he is still thinking. I should have added more options than two, we could have him spending weeks on figuring the answer out and so keep him off the forums.

This simple technique would already improve the forums by about 10%.

ANOK1

Jun 21, 2017

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#30

hihihi , so youve got a sense of humour , ive never tickled a ducks funnybone before not even sure they have one , until today , hope you dont mind if i rip it from you as i need to get rid of summat ive got stuck in my teeth , (belonged to the last git who took the proverbial ))

ANOK1

Jun 21, 2017

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#31

its a hot day , ducks and heat , not always a good combination

president_max

Jun 21, 2017

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#32

Pashak1989 wrote:

Maybe they are trying new things to make you stop posting so much garbage.

Pashak1989 wrote:

Just for your information dummy duck, if no one likes you here is not because "you are a builder", but simply because you write absolute rubbish.

Go back to the death and never return.

You're beginning to sound like a disgruntled janitor.

Carla-Magnusson

Jun 21, 2017

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#33

Dubious-Duck wrote:

Multiple choice can also be quite difficult for some Carla.

Like I gave kaynight a multiple choice question 45 minutes ago and he is still thinking. I should have added more options than two, we could have him spending weeks on figuring the answer out and so keep him off the forums.

This simple technique would already improve the forums by about 10%.

I think that must be the problem the Scots had with the ballot papers....

Carla-Magnusson

Jun 21, 2017

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#34

Keek!

JustOneUSer

Jun 21, 2017

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#35

Been here for a year? I've been here since early May.

And anyway, I don't really like tactics. My blitz rating is between 950-1050. Not the best, but I'm way above 693.

Dubious-Duck

Jun 21, 2017

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#36

OK, James....since you have only been here since May here is a chess tip for you: making your blitz rating look good by comparing it to your tt rating is in your case like trying to make a possum look good by comparing it to a skunk.

They both stink, just accept it.

Pashak1989

Jun 21, 2017

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#37

Dubious-Duck escribió:

OK, James....since you have only been here since May here is a chess tip for you: making your blitz rating look good by comparing it to your tt rating is in your case like trying to make a possum look good by comparing it to a skunk.

They both stink, just accept it.

Your ratings are pretty low too. You should not be giving chess tips to anybody dummy duck.

JustOneUSer

Jun 22, 2017

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#38

As I have said before, I don't care about tactics- I didn't even know what my rating WAS before you told me.

Well I'll compare it to my rapid 30 min games rating- which is 1300 and something. I sometimes take thirty seconds to solve tactics, And thus loose all the points from time.

JustOneUSer

Jun 22, 2017

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#39

Oh, Ducko, how long have you been playing chess? I've been playing for two years. (Well I learnt age 9, played for a year, forgot about chess until a few years ago, and then re-started)

zborg

Jun 23, 2017

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#40

A hot-to-trot thread on the vagaries of V2 versus V3. Oh the pain of change. I feel it too.

This thread's a great read, and most entertaining along the way.

Keep up the good work, and try not to live in infamy, or self immolation for some?

Here's a follow-on thread regardiing V2 versus V3 --

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/suggestions/wayward-moderators-running-amuck