Liam Hemsworth
WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE THE PERSON BELOW YOU AS A GIFT?

I would give you a free ticket (all the tickets are free) to the annual Polka Extravaganza featuring such hits as “Roll Out the Barrel” and “Meet Me in Cleveland” performed by acclaimed accoriordianist Salmonella Schmidt, winner of the 1949 accordion exhibition. Stay after for BINGO at the Golden Times’ “Community Center”. Enjoy a delicious old timey treat: picked onions mashed up into raw hamburger, served at room temperature. Parasites and food poisoning for the whole family!
I'd give you a scalding rash