Which forum topics are getting old now?

If you spend a lot of time in the forums, there must be some topics that make your eyes roll in your head.  Just for fun, which are those?  My top five would be:

5) I want to become a Grandmaster, what do I study?

4) If Kasparov had to play (some dead guy), who would win?

3) Who was the greatest chess player ever?

2) What opening is the best for white/black?

And my number one topic:

Pretty much anything to do with the Parham attack...

   I agree with all of the ones listed above for sure. It seems like every week more than half of them pop up. The Fischer/Kaspy ones we'll see until the world ends.

   -Mark

Exactly.    People should realize by now that Morphy would have beaten both Fischer and Kasparov blindfold...