HonestHufflepuff wrote:
Furina_Haha wrote:
TOUCH GRASS YOURSELF GUYS
NO WTF
Do it
Who would win: Minecraft Steve VS. Terrarian?
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#183
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:
Steve gets a good spawn and finds an iron chest plate and sword in blacksmith
THEN I FIND A WAND OF SPARKING TO LIGHT YOU ON FIRE WITH MAGIC
AND AN AGLET TO OUTRUN YOU
STEVE FINDS PEARLS THEN, OR JUST USES SERVER SETTINGS TO REPLACE THE WORLDS (it’s possible no mods no glitch no cheats)
1: YOU CANT EDIT THE WORLD
2: A CHEST CANT GIVE YOU ENDER PEARLS
3: OMFG YOU ARENT DREAM STOP BEING “OHHHH BUT WHAT IF 1/1000000000 HAPPENS HUH???”
1. WHY NOT
2. BRO CAN TAKE OUT A ENDERMAN
3. IT CAN HAPPEN RIGHT?
1: explain to me what exactly you meant
2: NOT QITH A WOOD SWORD WHILE RUNNING FROM ME
3: SURE. AND A FALLEN STAR CAN FALL ON YOUR HEAD. INSTANTLY KILLING YOU
PLAY THE LUCK GAME I DARE YOU
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#184
Furina_Haha wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
Furina_Haha wrote:
TOUCH GRASS YOURSELF GUYS
NO WTF
Do it
NO
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#185
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:
It makes sense to have preparation time for fights
YES and that preparation is 24 hrs. Steve don’t need to grind for stuff, he just make the machine.
YOU DONT GET F***ING PREP TIME OMFG
THEN HOW TF DOES TERRARIAN GET MAX ARMOR OMFG HOW
YOU GET THE BEST GEAR, YOU DONT GET TO BUILD
AND LETS SAY ITS A 1v1 AT THE VERY START OF THE GAME WITH BEGINNER GEAR
THREE OR FOUR HITS FROM A COPPER SHORTSWORD ENDS YOU, AND YOU CANT RUN FOREVER, YOU HAVE HUNGER. I CAN. YOU CAN ONLY JUMP 1 BLOCK, I CAN JUMP 5
(Beginner gear for ur average pro be full iron with some diamond and full iron/diamond tools)
No. Beginning gear.
the things you spawn with
*steve with a OP chest in ur average minecraft survival game* full diamond a few notches and diamond sword
You do not spawn with a goddamn op chest OMFG
FINE THEN A NORMAL STARTER CHEST WITH STONE TOOLS (stone pick + axe), BLOCKS, AND FOOD
Ok.
i still am stronger.
I have 100 health.
you have 20.
i can craft a bow and arrows within minutes
you cant.
Erm akshully *steve be instant grinding and buys a bow at a village in like 3 minutes* now all he needs is the arrows
Not only would that require a lot of luck but I won’t f***ING let you
I will chase you down.
you can’t run forever, you will run out of hunger.
I will not
Steve can kill a few hundred chickens on the run and eat like caseoh
No you f***ING cant
not only can I likely outrun you, especially if you stop to eat, you’d have to kill them while being chased by me. And I will stop for nothing. You cannot consistently kill those chickens while running
OMFG CHICKENS HAVE 4 HP 1 TAP WITH A WOOD SWORD EFFING WOOD
Oh yeah I forgot you’d get the wood sword from the starter
ok I concede you could kill a few chickens, but you don’t have infinite luck, there won’t be a damn line of chickens to kill
Oh and I’ll get a effing stone axe for pvp (like 50% chance or at least half of my starters had that)
You can deal like a maximum of maybe 10 damage. You’d need ten hits. I’d need like 5
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#187
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
Furina_Haha wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
Furina_Haha wrote:
TOUCH GRASS YOURSELF GUYS
NO WTF
Do it
NO
DO IT
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#188
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:
Steve gets a good spawn and finds an iron chest plate and sword in blacksmith
THEN I FIND A WAND OF SPARKING TO LIGHT YOU ON FIRE WITH MAGIC
AND AN AGLET TO OUTRUN YOU
STEVE FINDS PEARLS THEN, OR JUST USES SERVER SETTINGS TO REPLACE THE WORLDS (it’s possible no mods no glitch no cheats)
1: YOU CANT EDIT THE WORLD
2: A CHEST CANT GIVE YOU ENDER PEARLS
3: OMFG YOU ARENT DREAM STOP BEING “OHHHH BUT WHAT IF 1/1000000000 HAPPENS HUH???”
1. WHY NOT
2. BRO CAN TAKE OUT A ENDERMAN
3. IT CAN HAPPEN RIGHT?
1: explain to me what exactly you meant
2: NOT QITH A WOOD SWORD WHILE RUNNING FROM ME
3: SURE. AND A FALLEN STAR CAN FALL ON YOUR HEAD. INSTANTLY KILLING YOU
PLAY THE LUCK GAME I DARE YOU
1. So you can change the Overworld, nether, and end. It will essentially replace the dimension with another world’s
2. OK FINE BRO CAN FIND A EFFING LAVA POOL THO AND NETHER PORTAL OUT
3. *turns on nerd mode* erm akshully falling stars don’t exist in minecraft
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#189
Furina_Haha wrote:
TOUCH GRASS YOURSELF GUYS
Are you literally telling us to touch grass?
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#190
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:
It makes sense to have preparation time for fights
YES and that preparation is 24 hrs. Steve don’t need to grind for stuff, he just make the machine.
YOU DONT GET F***ING PREP TIME OMFG
THEN HOW TF DOES TERRARIAN GET MAX ARMOR OMFG HOW
YOU GET THE BEST GEAR, YOU DONT GET TO BUILD
AND LETS SAY ITS A 1v1 AT THE VERY START OF THE GAME WITH BEGINNER GEAR
THREE OR FOUR HITS FROM A COPPER SHORTSWORD ENDS YOU, AND YOU CANT RUN FOREVER, YOU HAVE HUNGER. I CAN. YOU CAN ONLY JUMP 1 BLOCK, I CAN JUMP 5
(Beginner gear for ur average pro be full iron with some diamond and full iron/diamond tools)
No. Beginning gear.
the things you spawn with
*steve with a OP chest in ur average minecraft survival game* full diamond a few notches and diamond sword
You do not spawn with a goddamn op chest OMFG
FINE THEN A NORMAL STARTER CHEST WITH STONE TOOLS (stone pick + axe), BLOCKS, AND FOOD
Ok.
i still am stronger.
I have 100 health.
you have 20.
i can craft a bow and arrows within minutes
you cant.
Erm akshully *steve be instant grinding and buys a bow at a village in like 3 minutes* now all he needs is the arrows
Not only would that require a lot of luck but I won’t f***ING let you
I will chase you down.
you can’t run forever, you will run out of hunger.
I will not
Steve can kill a few hundred chickens on the run and eat like caseoh
No you f***ING cant
not only can I likely outrun you, especially if you stop to eat, you’d have to kill them while being chased by me. And I will stop for nothing. You cannot consistently kill those chickens while running
OMFG CHICKENS HAVE 4 HP 1 TAP WITH A WOOD SWORD EFFING WOOD
Oh yeah I forgot you’d get the wood sword from the starter
ok I concede you could kill a few chickens, but you don’t have infinite luck, there won’t be a damn line of chickens to kill
Oh and I’ll get a effing stone axe for pvp (like 50% chance or at least half of my starters had that)
You can deal like a maximum of maybe 10 damage. You’d need ten hits. I’d need like 5
I CAN BLOCK UP AND GET THE SPEED BOOST, YOU CANT
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#191
RealTactics960 wrote:
Furina_Haha wrote:
TOUCH GRASS YOURSELF GUYS
Are you literally telling us to touch grass?
Fr tho
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#192
RealTactics960 wrote:
Furina_Haha wrote:
TOUCH GRASS YOURSELF GUYS
Are you literally telling us to touch grass?
Uhh... Yes?
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#193
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:
Steve gets a good spawn and finds an iron chest plate and sword in blacksmith
THEN I FIND A WAND OF SPARKING TO LIGHT YOU ON FIRE WITH MAGIC
AND AN AGLET TO OUTRUN YOU
STEVE FINDS PEARLS THEN, OR JUST USES SERVER SETTINGS TO REPLACE THE WORLDS (it’s possible no mods no glitch no cheats)
1: YOU CANT EDIT THE WORLD
2: A CHEST CANT GIVE YOU ENDER PEARLS
3: OMFG YOU ARENT DREAM STOP BEING “OHHHH BUT WHAT IF 1/1000000000 HAPPENS HUH???”
1. WHY NOT
2. BRO CAN TAKE OUT A ENDERMAN
3. IT CAN HAPPEN RIGHT?
1: explain to me what exactly you meant
2: NOT QITH A WOOD SWORD WHILE RUNNING FROM ME
3: SURE. AND A FALLEN STAR CAN FALL ON YOUR HEAD. INSTANTLY KILLING YOU
PLAY THE LUCK GAME I DARE YOU
1. So you can change the Overworld, nether, and end. It will essentially replace the dimension with another world’s
2. OK FINE BRO CAN FIND A EFFING LAVA POOL THO AND NETHER PORTAL OUT
3. *turns on nerd mode* erm akshully falling stars don’t exist in minecraft
1: YOU CANT EDIT THE GODDAMN WORLD FILE
2: I CAN FOLLOW YOU
3: AND THE NETHER DOESNT EXIST IN TERRARIA. ITD BE FOUGHT IN A GAME WITH ALL FEATURES FROM BOTH
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#194
Furina_Haha wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
Furina_Haha wrote:
TOUCH GRASS YOURSELF GUYS
Are you literally telling us to touch grass?
Uhh... Yes?
Ben, got the rifles?
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#195
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:
It makes sense to have preparation time for fights
YES and that preparation is 24 hrs. Steve don’t need to grind for stuff, he just make the machine.
YOU DONT GET F***ING PREP TIME OMFG
THEN HOW TF DOES TERRARIAN GET MAX ARMOR OMFG HOW
YOU GET THE BEST GEAR, YOU DONT GET TO BUILD
AND LETS SAY ITS A 1v1 AT THE VERY START OF THE GAME WITH BEGINNER GEAR
THREE OR FOUR HITS FROM A COPPER SHORTSWORD ENDS YOU, AND YOU CANT RUN FOREVER, YOU HAVE HUNGER. I CAN. YOU CAN ONLY JUMP 1 BLOCK, I CAN JUMP 5
(Beginner gear for ur average pro be full iron with some diamond and full iron/diamond tools)
No. Beginning gear.
the things you spawn with
*steve with a OP chest in ur average minecraft survival game* full diamond a few notches and diamond sword
You do not spawn with a goddamn op chest OMFG
FINE THEN A NORMAL STARTER CHEST WITH STONE TOOLS (stone pick + axe), BLOCKS, AND FOOD
Ok.
i still am stronger.
I have 100 health.
you have 20.
i can craft a bow and arrows within minutes
you cant.
Erm akshully *steve be instant grinding and buys a bow at a village in like 3 minutes* now all he needs is the arrows
Not only would that require a lot of luck but I won’t f***ING let you
I will chase you down.
you can’t run forever, you will run out of hunger.
I will not
Steve can kill a few hundred chickens on the run and eat like caseoh
No you f***ING cant
not only can I likely outrun you, especially if you stop to eat, you’d have to kill them while being chased by me. And I will stop for nothing. You cannot consistently kill those chickens while running
OMFG CHICKENS HAVE 4 HP 1 TAP WITH A WOOD SWORD EFFING WOOD
Oh yeah I forgot you’d get the wood sword from the starter
ok I concede you could kill a few chickens, but you don’t have infinite luck, there won’t be a damn line of chickens to kill
Oh and I’ll get a effing stone axe for pvp (like 50% chance or at least half of my starters had that)
You can deal like a maximum of maybe 10 damage. You’d need ten hits. I’d need like 5
I CAN BLOCK UP AND GET THE SPEED BOOST, YOU CANT
I can jump 5 blocks and hit your feet.
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#196
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:
Steve gets a good spawn and finds an iron chest plate and sword in blacksmith
THEN I FIND A WAND OF SPARKING TO LIGHT YOU ON FIRE WITH MAGIC
AND AN AGLET TO OUTRUN YOU
STEVE FINDS PEARLS THEN, OR JUST USES SERVER SETTINGS TO REPLACE THE WORLDS (it’s possible no mods no glitch no cheats)
1: YOU CANT EDIT THE WORLD
2: A CHEST CANT GIVE YOU ENDER PEARLS
3: OMFG YOU ARENT DREAM STOP BEING “OHHHH BUT WHAT IF 1/1000000000 HAPPENS HUH???”
1. WHY NOT
2. BRO CAN TAKE OUT A ENDERMAN
3. IT CAN HAPPEN RIGHT?
1: explain to me what exactly you meant
2: NOT QITH A WOOD SWORD WHILE RUNNING FROM ME
3: SURE. AND A FALLEN STAR CAN FALL ON YOUR HEAD. INSTANTLY KILLING YOU
PLAY THE LUCK GAME I DARE YOU
1. So you can change the Overworld, nether, and end. It will essentially replace the dimension with another world’s
2. OK FINE BRO CAN FIND A EFFING LAVA POOL THO AND NETHER PORTAL OUT
3. *turns on nerd mode* erm akshully falling stars don’t exist in minecraft
1: YOU CANT EDIT THE GODDAMN WORLD FILE
2: I CAN FOLLOW YOU
3: AND THE NETHER DOESNT EXIST IN TERRARIA. ITD BE FOUGHT IN A GAME WITH ALL FEATURES FROM BOTH
1. WHY NOT
2. I CAN DO IT SPEEDRUNNER STYLE
3. AH YES THEN STEVE CAN EQUIP THE GOD ARMOR OR WHATEVER
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#197
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
Furina_Haha wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
Furina_Haha wrote:
TOUCH GRASS YOURSELF GUYS
Are you literally telling us to touch grass?
Uhh... Yes?
Ben, got the rifles?
Oh shi ,I'm cooked:
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#198
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:
It makes sense to have preparation time for fights
YES and that preparation is 24 hrs. Steve don’t need to grind for stuff, he just make the machine.
YOU DONT GET F***ING PREP TIME OMFG
THEN HOW TF DOES TERRARIAN GET MAX ARMOR OMFG HOW
YOU GET THE BEST GEAR, YOU DONT GET TO BUILD
AND LETS SAY ITS A 1v1 AT THE VERY START OF THE GAME WITH BEGINNER GEAR
THREE OR FOUR HITS FROM A COPPER SHORTSWORD ENDS YOU, AND YOU CANT RUN FOREVER, YOU HAVE HUNGER. I CAN. YOU CAN ONLY JUMP 1 BLOCK, I CAN JUMP 5
(Beginner gear for ur average pro be full iron with some diamond and full iron/diamond tools)
No. Beginning gear.
the things you spawn with
*steve with a OP chest in ur average minecraft survival game* full diamond a few notches and diamond sword
You do not spawn with a goddamn op chest OMFG
FINE THEN A NORMAL STARTER CHEST WITH STONE TOOLS (stone pick + axe), BLOCKS, AND FOOD
Ok.
i still am stronger.
I have 100 health.
you have 20.
i can craft a bow and arrows within minutes
you cant.
Erm akshully *steve be instant grinding and buys a bow at a village in like 3 minutes* now all he needs is the arrows
Not only would that require a lot of luck but I won’t f***ING let you
I will chase you down.
you can’t run forever, you will run out of hunger.
I will not
Steve can kill a few hundred chickens on the run and eat like caseoh
No you f***ING cant
not only can I likely outrun you, especially if you stop to eat, you’d have to kill them while being chased by me. And I will stop for nothing. You cannot consistently kill those chickens while running
OMFG CHICKENS HAVE 4 HP 1 TAP WITH A WOOD SWORD EFFING WOOD
Oh yeah I forgot you’d get the wood sword from the starter
ok I concede you could kill a few chickens, but you don’t have infinite luck, there won’t be a damn line of chickens to kill
Oh and I’ll get a effing stone axe for pvp (like 50% chance or at least half of my starters had that)
You can deal like a maximum of maybe 10 damage. You’d need ten hits. I’d need like 5
I CAN BLOCK UP AND GET THE SPEED BOOST, YOU CANT
I can jump 5 blocks and hit your feet.
By block up I mean like sprint jumping while placing blocks where I land. I gives me a slight speed boost, and slightly slows you down.
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#199
Furina_Haha wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
Furina_Haha wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
Furina_Haha wrote:
TOUCH GRASS YOURSELF GUYS
Are you literally telling us to touch grass?
Uhh... Yes?
Ben, got the rifles?
Oh shi ,I'm cooked:
So Ben, got the throwable chainsaws?
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#200
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
HonestHufflepuff wrote:
RealTactics960 wrote:
lyand2025 wrote:
Steve gets a good spawn and finds an iron chest plate and sword in blacksmith
THEN I FIND A WAND OF SPARKING TO LIGHT YOU ON FIRE WITH MAGIC
AND AN AGLET TO OUTRUN YOU
STEVE FINDS PEARLS THEN, OR JUST USES SERVER SETTINGS TO REPLACE THE WORLDS (it’s possible no mods no glitch no cheats)
1: YOU CANT EDIT THE WORLD
2: A CHEST CANT GIVE YOU ENDER PEARLS
3: OMFG YOU ARENT DREAM STOP BEING “OHHHH BUT WHAT IF 1/1000000000 HAPPENS HUH???”
1. WHY NOT
2. BRO CAN TAKE OUT A ENDERMAN
3. IT CAN HAPPEN RIGHT?
1: explain to me what exactly you meant
2: NOT QITH A WOOD SWORD WHILE RUNNING FROM ME
3: SURE. AND A FALLEN STAR CAN FALL ON YOUR HEAD. INSTANTLY KILLING YOU
PLAY THE LUCK GAME I DARE YOU
1. So you can change the Overworld, nether, and end. It will essentially replace the dimension with another world’s
2. OK FINE BRO CAN FIND A EFFING LAVA POOL THO AND NETHER PORTAL OUT
3. *turns on nerd mode* erm akshully falling stars don’t exist in minecraft
1: YOU CANT EDIT THE GODDAMN WORLD FILE
2: I CAN FOLLOW YOU
3: AND THE NETHER DOESNT EXIST IN TERRARIA. ITD BE FOUGHT IN A GAME WITH ALL FEATURES FROM BOTH
1. WHY NOT
2. I CAN DO IT SPEEDRUNNER STYLE
3. AH YES THEN STEVE CAN EQUIP THE GOD ARMOR OR WHATEVER
1: THATS GODDAMN CHEATING OMFG
2: YOU ARE NOT THAT FAST. YOU COULD NOT GET A WATER BUCKET WHILE RUNNING FROM ME
3: ok fair. Anything from terraria not directly done by the terrarian can’t hurt you, vice versa applies
It makes sense to have preparation time for fights
YES and that preparation is 24 hrs. Steve don’t need to grind for stuff, he just make the machine.
YOU DONT GET F***ING PREP TIME OMFG
THEN HOW TF DOES TERRARIAN GET MAX ARMOR OMFG HOW
YOU GET THE BEST GEAR, YOU DONT GET TO BUILD
AND LETS SAY ITS A 1v1 AT THE VERY START OF THE GAME WITH BEGINNER GEAR
THREE OR FOUR HITS FROM A COPPER SHORTSWORD ENDS YOU, AND YOU CANT RUN FOREVER, YOU HAVE HUNGER. I CAN. YOU CAN ONLY JUMP 1 BLOCK, I CAN JUMP 5
(Beginner gear for ur average pro be full iron with some diamond and full iron/diamond tools)
No. Beginning gear.
the things you spawn with
*steve with a OP chest in ur average minecraft survival game* full diamond a few notches and diamond sword
You do not spawn with a goddamn op chest OMFG
FINE THEN A NORMAL STARTER CHEST WITH STONE TOOLS (stone pick + axe), BLOCKS, AND FOOD
Ok.
i still am stronger.
I have 100 health.
you have 20.
i can craft a bow and arrows within minutes
you cant.
Erm akshully *steve be instant grinding and buys a bow at a village in like 3 minutes* now all he needs is the arrows
Not only would that require a lot of luck but I won’t f***ING let you
I will chase you down.
you can’t run forever, you will run out of hunger.
I will not
Steve can kill a few hundred chickens on the run and eat like caseoh
No you f***ING cant
not only can I likely outrun you, especially if you stop to eat, you’d have to kill them while being chased by me. And I will stop for nothing. You cannot consistently kill those chickens while running
OMFG CHICKENS HAVE 4 HP 1 TAP WITH A WOOD SWORD EFFING WOOD
Oh yeah I forgot you’d get the wood sword from the starter
ok I concede you could kill a few chickens, but you don’t have infinite luck, there won’t be a damn line of chickens to kill
Oh and I’ll get a effing stone axe for pvp (like 50% chance or at least half of my starters had that)