why are my threads so unpopular?

cause you need to post like a real man. while typing you need to have no clothes on, have your window widly open and wear your sunglasses. Then you say every word you type loudly out of your window, dance and wait for the police to arrive.
You can edit the tile just look at the gear I think or Mabye the pencil on the top of the page.
Honestly if you are associating yourself with josephyossi and 1400 you are not gonna get a lot of views because they are unpopular and everybody hates them. And while superman did state this in the way he does, which makes him as low as Joseph, that is just how he is and I apologize for his rude behavior.
To be honest some tips might be to make more interesting threads such as something about a paradoxal chess problem, and this will make more comments.
If you want you could try (although it won't give you a lot of popularity once you do) to make a Longest thread ever or chat thread, which are popular for some god forsaken reason.
Live long, and prosper 🖖🏻