why does everyone use phones?



i use telepathy and pigeon post
In Canada we just lean out the window and shout at each other.
Politely.

I don’t comply with society. I’m that one person who’ll make smiley faces out of his chess pieces and still win, (or lose, doesn’t really matter when I’m in those moods).
Why does everyone use phones? I mean i can't even type on it, and if i can, i'm typing like a slug. It ruins your eyes, and people throw away 100s of dollars on a phone that has 1 new feature. It seems like people who don't have phones are like excluded from society. "They can cause many bad things to your health" says google, but i don't believe that would actually happen to the common person who uses phones like their lives depended on it. Just saying, it is fine if you disagree with my arguments(as you should), as i am a idiot who you shouldn't listen to.