Why I am superior.

Everyone on chess.com has such a bad taste in everything, I'm not going to give names but I'm sick of these people who say (1.f4) is a 'good forcing move' for your opening. It's clearly not! Opening a weak diagonal is terrible, and the first move? Also, all you guys are out there listening to these 'yay love is everywhere life is so happy' songs, and then you believe that's what life is like? No. The only good songs are the ones that express the truth in the world. Nothing is going to go to plan, ever. You should have been taught that in school. So why sing about it in happy tones, then remember only things about living a perfect life, when you won't live one. You'll just be eternally jealous of these musicians that I won't name, and for no good reason.

Try living. Properly.

Interesting. I'm not sure that songs have a point. Aren't they just to be enjoyable?

Okay, I agree with that mostly. This was mainly a test to see how many people started raging at me in the comments.

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