all i got from this is that you [Edited for language - Mod.] off a larger sized female & she sat on your glasses first so you couldn't tell between a knight and a bishop; & then your computer so you could play chess on the net. please be nicer to her. problem solved. that'll be $10 worth of carrots please.
WHY IS IT THAT?
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Nov 4, 2016
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This is probably the worst $10 you'll ever spend. Except that guy that complained that a guy charged him $5 to learn the Kings Gambit.
Actually... on the contrary... I happen to think that it proves to be an excellent advice from bunny.
Nov 19, 2016
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Actually I have bunicula, the bunny was dead, we buried it and the tree fell on my wallet.
Where is bunny reincarnate ??
It's not the fat girls who get a crush on you. It's only that one poor unfortunate blind, anosmic, and certifiably insane girl who got a crush on you. She just happened to be fat. All of the sane girls with adequate vision, and a normal sense of smell avoid you like the plague. They can't stand your infantile misogyny.
Nonsense
i think you should consider relearning english
That chess.com crashes.
May 16, 2017
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I tell other people not to worry about their rating, "Just play chess and don't worry about your rating", but when I lose rating points, my stomach gets tied in knots and I can't get to sleep for two hours.
Why do I always think of the party AFTER the clever reply is over?
It's always the fat girls that get a crush on me?
I've got a Knight when I really need a Bishop?
I've got a Bishop when I really need a Knight?
My computer goes bad, two days after the warranty expires?
The women I like don't like me and the women I don't like, like me.
Feel free to add any situations that bug you in your life.