WHY IS IT THAT?

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Skinnyhorse

     It's always the fat girls that get a crush on me?

     I've got a Knight when I really need a Bishop?

     I've got a Bishop when I really need a Knight?

     My computer goes bad, two days after the warranty expires?

     The women I like don't like me and the women I don't like, like me.

     Feel free to add any situations that bug you in your life.

bunicula

all i got from this is that you [Edited for language - Mod.] off a larger sized female & she sat on your glasses first so you couldn't tell between a knight and a bishop; & then your computer so you could play chess on the net.  please be nicer to her.  problem solved.  that'll be $10 worth of carrots please.

Skinnyhorse

     Your carrots are on the way!

ilikewindmills
This is probably the worst $10 you'll ever spend. Except that guy that complained that a guy charged him $5 to learn the Kings Gambit.
bunicula

Hey! Have you ever been ripped off by an undead bunny before?

Aoibeloved

Actually... on the contrary... I happen to think that it proves to be an excellent advice from bunny.

ilikewindmills
Actually I have bunicula, the bunny was dead, we buried it and the tree fell on my wallet.
Skinnyhorse

     Why is it?  The panhandlers see me, before I see them.  

Aoibeloved

Where is bunny reincarnate ??

BobbyChesspickles
It's not the fat girls who get a crush on you. It's only that one poor unfortunate blind, anosmic, and certifiably insane girl who got a crush on you. She just happened to be fat. All of the sane girls with adequate vision, and a normal sense of smell avoid you like the plague. They can't stand your infantile misogyny.
aavrichris
Nonsense
Aoibeloved

i think you should consider relearning english

Skinnyhorse

Why is it, that the day I buy gas, the next day the gas prices drop?

wengie-love
That chess.com crashes.
ilikewindmills
That Bronsty got muted
Skinnyhorse

     I tell other people not to worry about their rating, "Just play chess and don't worry about your rating", but when I lose rating points, my stomach gets tied in knots and I can't get to sleep for two hours.

Skinnyhorse

     Why do I always think of the clever reply AFTER the party is over.

BlargDragon

 Why do I always think of the party AFTER the clever reply is over?

Skinnyhorse

    Why is it that when I buy Bing Cherries for $2.99 a pound, I get home and my wife shows me an advertisement at another store, where the Cherries are $1.99 a pound.  CURSES!