all i got from this is that you [Edited for language - Mod.] off a larger sized female & she sat on your glasses first so you couldn't tell between a knight and a bishop; & then your computer so you could play chess on the net. please be nicer to her. problem solved. that'll be $10 worth of carrots please.
WHY IS IT THAT?


Actually... on the contrary... I happen to think that it proves to be an excellent advice from bunny.

It's always the fat girls that get a crush on me?
I've got a Knight when I really need a Bishop?
I've got a Bishop when I really need a Knight?
My computer goes bad, two days after the warranty expires?
The women I like don't like me and the women I don't like, like me.
Feel free to add any situations that bug you in your life.