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You wanna cajun crab cake?
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Oh, I'm going through therapy, I understand now

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Same
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No, seriously I’m going through therapy.
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And sure, I'll take a cajun crab cake, I like seafood after all

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I once got screamed by Gordon Ramsey that my water was burnt ._.
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Oh, I once got screamed at by Gordon that I didn't season my seasoning

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He then took my bowl of water I was about drink from and splashed it on my fur.
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So guess what I did
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What I have no idea

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I cooked his face on a skillet at a perfect 95 degrees and served it on a plate to his lifeless body. Then screamed at him “YOUR FACE IS SO UGLY THAT THE SIDE DISH RAN AWAY FROM YOU”.
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Wow, that's intense...

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I then went to my plate and ate some esparuguss with a lemon sauce drizzled salmon I made for myself.
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"Perfect"

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I have to go so sad

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The judges were so impressed with my salmon dish I made that they just stared at me for half an hour.
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Aww :(
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wow you're insane

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They tried dialing a number but they dropped and broke their phone and ran. I don’t know why.