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You wanna cajun crab cake?
Oh, I'm going through therapy, I understand now
Same
No, seriously I’m going through therapy.
And sure, I'll take a cajun crab cake, I like seafood after all
I once got screamed by Gordon Ramsey that my water was burnt ._.
Oh, I once got screamed at by Gordon that I didn't season my seasoning
He then took my bowl of water I was about drink from and splashed it on my fur.
So guess what I did
What I have no idea
I cooked his face on a skillet at a perfect 95 degrees and served it on a plate to his lifeless body. Then screamed at him “YOUR FACE IS SO UGLY THAT THE SIDE DISH RAN AWAY FROM YOU”.
Wow, that's intense...
I then went to my plate and ate some esparuguss with a lemon sauce drizzled salmon I made for myself.
"Perfect"
I have to go so sad
The judges were so impressed with my salmon dish I made that they just stared at me for half an hour.
Aww :(
wow you're insane