Then get outta here. This is not a relevant topic on a General Chess Discussion
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Teryyyyyyy wrote:
Ripley_Osbourne wrote:
OP is right, Chess on Chess.com? Redundant.
PLAYING? But what is that? People should be WORKING!!
And when not working, they should be WORKING again!
Chess.com has already "Chess" in its title. That should suffice. But people nowadays always want more and more, and never get enough. Chess.com should publish recipes on how to cook dogs and cats in starvation times. Cos with the Global Warning, we don't know what tomorrow will be, nor do we know what will be tomorrow.
Chess.com also needs a proper SCHOOLING section, with lots of stuff to read and learn, that you'll never use in real life, which is the way of "virtual reality" btw. So we learn the true difference between the what and the whatnot.
Chess players are no different from drug addicts, junkies, and other punks and hippies. They should be treated accordingly, with ONE WHOLE PAGE of a book to read for every defeat.
At least, that would turn their vice into something equally useless, but much more honorable.
This makes ZERO sense it has chess in the name why add stuff other THAN CHESS like bruh-_- can't even spell
How can you be so entitled that you think that this site should have anymore than chess in the name. Even that disgusts me.
JudgeCat wrote:
Then get outta here. This is not a relevant topic on a General Chess Discussion
Imagine not thinking this is a joke...
Ripley_Osbourne wrote:
Imagination? It's for lazy people.
Sorry the people in this forum don't imagine they WORK AND WORK
Ripley_Osbourne wrote:
Imagine the greasy fingers grabbing the poor pawn, the cruel grin on the face of the PLAYER who don't hesitate to play people/pawns and treat them like expandable pawns/people...
Wow I hadn't even thought of that. Chess should be illegal.
Please there is no need to talk about that there should not be chess on chess.com you are obviously a troll so please STOP
notacoolperson wrote:
Please there is no need to talk about that there should not be chess on chess.com you are obviously a troll so please STOP
Have you never heard of a joke in your life? Also says the person with the minecraft steve skin, that's cringe.
Treycool23 wrote:
CantFindaUsername123 wrote:
Ripley_Osbourne wrote:
Imagine the greasy fingers grabbing the poor pawn, the cruel grin on the face of the PLAYER who don't hesitate to play people/pawns and treat them like expandable pawns/people...
Wow I hadn't even thought of that. Chess should be illegal.
Chess is actually about society and how terrible it is. Why is there a hierarchy in chess? Why are all the pieces worth different "points?" I can not believe no one has ever thought of this ever before. We actually live in a society chess.
Wowwww that's so deep, chess is actually a meta irony commentary on about how bad our society is. WOW....
Ripley_Osbourne wrote:
Not joking here, yeah, they raise hatefull feelings in me, the good fun ruiners
Yeah "notacoolperson" stop cyberbullying us. I'm going to have to go to a therapist for ten years. This is another reason chess should be banned. Anyone who ends up playing chess becomes super entitled and thinks that they don't have to work.
Ripley_Osbourne wrote:
But back to the topic.
Chess is actually an acronym for Communist Hell Elements So to Speak
fascist communism*
Ok but this is a discussion about why chess should be banned on chess.com.
Treycool23 wrote:
Ripley_Osbourne wrote:
I don't agree, I think they don't think anymore, at all. they become "Chess Players", as good as machines.
This is how chess.com creates those "computer" players; they take over unsuspecting people's body using unshown government technology, then force them to become the NPCsSsSSss!!!!1!
OMG chess.com is secretly stealing your personal information and kidnapping gm's from their ip address and then they are attaching them to a torturing device where they eternally play chess...
QUIT CHEsS WHILE YOU STILL CAN
CantFindaUsername123 wrote:
notacoolperson wrote:
Please there is no need to talk about that there should not be chess on chess.com you are obviously a troll so please STOP
Have you never heard of a joke in your life? Also says the person with the minecraft steve skin, that's cringe.
how is a steve skin cringe do you know what cringe means
This is what will happen to you if you continue playing chess.
this is the stupidest forum ever
Ripley_Osbourne wrote:
GM = Gang Master
IM = Illegal Master
FM = Felony Master
CM = Can Move
NM = Never Mind
totally
Ripley_Osbourne wrote:
GM = Gang Master
IM = Illegal Master
FM = Felony Master
CM = Can Move
NM = Never Mind
No NM means NO MIND
notacoolperson wrote:
CantFindaUsername123 wrote:
notacoolperson wrote:
Please there is no need to talk about that there should not be chess on chess.com you are obviously a troll so please STOP
Have you never heard of a joke in your life? Also says the person with the minecraft steve skin, that's cringe.
how is a steve skin cringe do you know what cringe means
A grainy steve skin with a diamond sword as your chess.com pfp is the definition of cringe
OP is right, Chess on Chess.com? Redundant.
PLAYING? But what is that? People should be WORKING!!
And when not working, they should be WORKING again!
Chess.com has already "Chess" in its title. That should suffice. But people nowadays always want more and more, and never get enough. Chess.com should publish recipes on how to cook dogs and cats in starvation times. Cos with the Global Warning, we don't know what tomorrow will be, nor do we know what will be tomorrow.
Chess.com also needs a proper SCHOOLING section, with lots of stuff to read and learn, that you'll never use in real life, which is the way of "virtual reality" btw. So we learn the true difference between the what and the whatnot.
Chess players are no different from drug addicts, junkies, and other punks and hippies. They should be treated accordingly, with ONE WHOLE PAGE of a book to read for every defeat.
At least, that would turn their vice into something equally useless, but much more honorable.
This makes ZERO sense it has chess in the name why add stuff other THAN CHESS like bruh-_- can't even spell