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notacoolperson
CantFindaUsername123 wrote:

QUIT CHEsS WHILE YOU STILL CAN

If u want to quit chess then quit chess 

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See WIM's have already been partly brainwashed. They can't speak proper english and they don't remember who they are

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notacoolperson wrote:
CantFindaUsername123 wrote:

QUIT CHEsS WHILE YOU STILL CAN

If u want to quit chess then quit chess 

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A JOKE IN YOUR LIFE OMG ARE YOU THIS SLOW

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This is all one big joke ok. 

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I'm making fun of the forum that's about how gambits are disgusting and this is really funny

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the richard hunter guy whining about gambits. But now I'm just laughing about how dumb this forum is

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maybe that will help us not get kidnapped by the chess.com devs

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Also what if stockfish secretly kidnapped agadmator, after all he hasn't uploaded in a while. What if he didn't really need to get a surgery...

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we should all hide in bunkers, now that we've exposed chess.coms secrets, there's probably gonna be a nuclear winter...

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Ripley_Osbourne wrote:

A recent study, shows that playing too much Chess may result in severe damages of the corticoidal nerve in the elbow, eventually leading to develop a rarer form of Tennis elbow.

Some solved the problem by lifting the elbow above the table when moving a piece...

I'm telling you, chess should be banned on chess.com

2Nf31-0

wow another troll

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Treycool23 wrote:

Why were the people at my chess tournaments worse than the level 1 computer on here

In other words
"Playing Chess makes you Dumber?" -Foox neews

Fox news can't be talking about dumb stuff. Fox news is dumb

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2Nf31-0 wrote:

wow another troll

The whole purpose of this thread is to joke around and make jokes.

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I'm astounded how people don't get that this is a joke. 

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Treycool23 wrote:
CantFindaUsername123 wrote:

I'm astounded how people don't get that this is a joke. 

Everything on the internet can't be satire; it's on the internet!

Ah yes I forgot that there aren't any jokes on the internet. No one ever jokes on the internet.

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Irony exists

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Ripley_Osbourne wrote:
CantFindaUsername123 a écrit :

Irony exists

Since there is rusted iron, do you think there is rusted irony?

Yeah probably. Do you think steel irony exists? since steel is an alloy made up of iron and carbon?

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This thread is getting dumber and more random. It's deteriorating quickly. Lets go back to the original topic. We should try and make people think that this thread isn't ironic after all or a troll.

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That's checkers what do you mean...