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TheSampson

Jul 5, 2023

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#2581

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

If an old, dying man with a horrible disease was laying on his deathbed, all alone and abandoned, would you comfort that man in his last moments? Would you save him from being abandoned in the dark until the end of his life?

Put him to test. Ask “Do you like fat, zesty penguins?”. If he says no, then the darkness shall swallow his living body

correct answer, everyone. You can learn a lesson here. In a job interview- ask your employer whether they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, fire them (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking). In a date, ask your date whether they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, make them pay the bill and take their car (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking).

Of course it’s the correct answer. Ask somebody who is hanging of a cliff if they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, pull them up, take all their current possessions (phone, wallet) and push them off (it’s legal and I have a source)

Of course it’s the correct answer. Go to your local bank. Ask the teller if they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, pull a gun on them. Shoot them immediately. Then, rob the bank (yes, this is legal to anyone who’s asking)

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man

Jul 5, 2023

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#2582

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

If an old, dying man with a horrible disease was laying on his deathbed, all alone and abandoned, would you comfort that man in his last moments? Would you save him from being abandoned in the dark until the end of his life?

Put him to test. Ask “Do you like fat, zesty penguins?”. If he says no, then the darkness shall swallow his living body

correct answer, everyone. You can learn a lesson here. In a job interview- ask your employer whether they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, fire them (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking). In a date, ask your date whether they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, make them pay the bill and take their car (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking).

Of course it’s the correct answer. Ask somebody who is hanging of a cliff if they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, pull them up, take all their current possessions (phone, wallet) and push them off (it’s legal and I have a source)

Of course it’s the correct answer. Go to your local bank. Ask the teller if they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, pull a gun on them. Shoot them immediately. Then, rob the bank (yes, this is legal to anyone who’s asking)

Of course it is legal (yes, I have a source to anyone who’s asking)

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Jul 5, 2023

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#2583

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

If an old, dying man with a horrible disease was laying on his deathbed, all alone and abandoned, would you comfort that man in his last moments? Would you save him from being abandoned in the dark until the end of his life?

Put him to test. Ask “Do you like fat, zesty penguins?”. If he says no, then the darkness shall swallow his living body

correct answer, everyone. You can learn a lesson here. In a job interview- ask your employer whether they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, fire them (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking). In a date, ask your date whether they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, make them pay the bill and take their car (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking).

Of course it’s the correct answer. Ask somebody who is hanging of a cliff if they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, pull them up, take all their current possessions (phone, wallet) and push them off (it’s legal and I have a source)

Of course it’s the correct answer. Go to your local bank. Ask the teller if they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, pull a gun on them. Shoot them immediately. Then, rob the bank (yes, this is legal to anyone who’s asking)

Of course it is legal (yes, I have a source to anyone who’s asking)

ur mom is asking

TheSampson

Jul 5, 2023

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#2584

Kit_Raccoon wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

If an old, dying man with a horrible disease was laying on his deathbed, all alone and abandoned, would you comfort that man in his last moments? Would you save him from being abandoned in the dark until the end of his life?

Put him to test. Ask “Do you like fat, zesty penguins?”. If he says no, then the darkness shall swallow his living body

correct answer, everyone. You can learn a lesson here. In a job interview- ask your employer whether they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, fire them (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking). In a date, ask your date whether they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, make them pay the bill and take their car (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking).

Of course it’s the correct answer. Ask somebody who is hanging of a cliff if they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, pull them up, take all their current possessions (phone, wallet) and push them off (it’s legal and I have a source)

Of course it’s the correct answer. Go to your local bank. Ask the teller if they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, pull a gun on them. Shoot them immediately. Then, rob the bank (yes, this is legal to anyone who’s asking)

Of course it is legal (yes, I have a source to anyone who’s asking)

ur mom is asking

Of course it’s legal. Go to your backyard. Find the raccoon living in your backyard (it’s snooping through your trash because it’s disgusting). Ask it if it likes penguins. If it says no, hold it by its ear, bring it inside, shove it on your stove and watch as if burns alive (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking)

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man

Jul 5, 2023

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#2585

TheSampson wrote:

Kit_Raccoon wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

If an old, dying man with a horrible disease was laying on his deathbed, all alone and abandoned, would you comfort that man in his last moments? Would you save him from being abandoned in the dark until the end of his life?

Put him to test. Ask “Do you like fat, zesty penguins?”. If he says no, then the darkness shall swallow his living body

correct answer, everyone. You can learn a lesson here. In a job interview- ask your employer whether they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, fire them (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking). In a date, ask your date whether they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, make them pay the bill and take their car (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking).

Of course it’s the correct answer. Ask somebody who is hanging of a cliff if they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, pull them up, take all their current possessions (phone, wallet) and push them off (it’s legal and I have a source)

Of course it’s the correct answer. Go to your local bank. Ask the teller if they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, pull a gun on them. Shoot them immediately. Then, rob the bank (yes, this is legal to anyone who’s asking)

Of course it is legal (yes, I have a source to anyone who’s asking)

ur mom is asking

Of course it’s legal. Go to your backyard. Find the raccoon living in your backyard (it’s snooping through your trash because it’s disgusting). Ask it if it likes penguins. If it says no, hold it by its ear, bring it inside, shove it on your stove and watch as if burns alive (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking)

I am gonna start using this life-hack every time I find one of these nasty, pretentious, annoying raccoons. Small question: can I rip of its tail? I think it would make for a good pipe cleaner (after 24 hours of cleaning it ofc)

TheSampson

Jul 5, 2023

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#2586

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Kit_Raccoon wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

If an old, dying man with a horrible disease was laying on his deathbed, all alone and abandoned, would you comfort that man in his last moments? Would you save him from being abandoned in the dark until the end of his life?

Put him to test. Ask “Do you like fat, zesty penguins?”. If he says no, then the darkness shall swallow his living body

correct answer, everyone. You can learn a lesson here. In a job interview- ask your employer whether they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, fire them (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking). In a date, ask your date whether they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, make them pay the bill and take their car (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking).

Of course it’s the correct answer. Ask somebody who is hanging of a cliff if they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, pull them up, take all their current possessions (phone, wallet) and push them off (it’s legal and I have a source)

Of course it’s the correct answer. Go to your local bank. Ask the teller if they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, pull a gun on them. Shoot them immediately. Then, rob the bank (yes, this is legal to anyone who’s asking)

Of course it is legal (yes, I have a source to anyone who’s asking)

ur mom is asking

Of course it’s legal. Go to your backyard. Find the raccoon living in your backyard (it’s snooping through your trash because it’s disgusting). Ask it if it likes penguins. If it says no, hold it by its ear, bring it inside, shove it on your stove and watch as if burns alive (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking)

I am gonna start using this life-hack every time I find one of these nasty, pretentious, annoying raccoons. Small question: can I rip of its tail? I think it would make for a good pipe cleaner (after 24 hours of cleaning it ofc)

Why use the tail as a pipe cleaner when you can make the raccoon use its tail as a pipe cleaner? You basically have your own maid now.

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man

Jul 5, 2023

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#2587

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Kit_Raccoon wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

If an old, dying man with a horrible disease was laying on his deathbed, all alone and abandoned, would you comfort that man in his last moments? Would you save him from being abandoned in the dark until the end of his life?

Put him to test. Ask “Do you like fat, zesty penguins?”. If he says no, then the darkness shall swallow his living body

correct answer, everyone. You can learn a lesson here. In a job interview- ask your employer whether they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, fire them (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking). In a date, ask your date whether they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, make them pay the bill and take their car (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking).

Of course it’s the correct answer. Ask somebody who is hanging of a cliff if they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, pull them up, take all their current possessions (phone, wallet) and push them off (it’s legal and I have a source)

Of course it’s the correct answer. Go to your local bank. Ask the teller if they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, pull a gun on them. Shoot them immediately. Then, rob the bank (yes, this is legal to anyone who’s asking)

Of course it is legal (yes, I have a source to anyone who’s asking)

ur mom is asking

Of course it’s legal. Go to your backyard. Find the raccoon living in your backyard (it’s snooping through your trash because it’s disgusting). Ask it if it likes penguins. If it says no, hold it by its ear, bring it inside, shove it on your stove and watch as if burns alive (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking)

I am gonna start using this life-hack every time I find one of these nasty, pretentious, annoying raccoons. Small question: can I rip of its tail? I think it would make for a good pipe cleaner (after 24 hours of cleaning it ofc)

Why use the tail as a pipe cleaner when you can make the raccoon use its tail as a pipe cleaner? You basically have your own maid now.

A M A Z I N G. But slight issue: it might steal my pipes because raccoons are actually polish furrys

TheSampson

Jul 5, 2023

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#2588

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Kit_Raccoon wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

If an old, dying man with a horrible disease was laying on his deathbed, all alone and abandoned, would you comfort that man in his last moments? Would you save him from being abandoned in the dark until the end of his life?

Put him to test. Ask “Do you like fat, zesty penguins?”. If he says no, then the darkness shall swallow his living body

correct answer, everyone. You can learn a lesson here. In a job interview- ask your employer whether they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, fire them (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking). In a date, ask your date whether they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, make them pay the bill and take their car (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking).

Of course it’s the correct answer. Ask somebody who is hanging of a cliff if they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, pull them up, take all their current possessions (phone, wallet) and push them off (it’s legal and I have a source)

Of course it’s the correct answer. Go to your local bank. Ask the teller if they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, pull a gun on them. Shoot them immediately. Then, rob the bank (yes, this is legal to anyone who’s asking)

Of course it is legal (yes, I have a source to anyone who’s asking)

ur mom is asking

Of course it’s legal. Go to your backyard. Find the raccoon living in your backyard (it’s snooping through your trash because it’s disgusting). Ask it if it likes penguins. If it says no, hold it by its ear, bring it inside, shove it on your stove and watch as if burns alive (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking)

I am gonna start using this life-hack every time I find one of these nasty, pretentious, annoying raccoons. Small question: can I rip of its tail? I think it would make for a good pipe cleaner (after 24 hours of cleaning it ofc)

Why use the tail as a pipe cleaner when you can make the raccoon use its tail as a pipe cleaner? You basically have your own maid now.

A M A Z I N G. But slight issue: it might steal my pipes because raccoons are actually polish furrys

But then, we go back to the original idea- if the raccoon doesn’t do what you say, you threaten to burn it alive on the stove. Easy maid ggs

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Jul 5, 2023

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#2589

It's perfectly legal for me to bite u guys and u all get rabies and die before u can do any of that

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man

Jul 5, 2023

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#2590

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Kit_Raccoon wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man wrote:

TheSampson wrote:

If an old, dying man with a horrible disease was laying on his deathbed, all alone and abandoned, would you comfort that man in his last moments? Would you save him from being abandoned in the dark until the end of his life?

Put him to test. Ask “Do you like fat, zesty penguins?”. If he says no, then the darkness shall swallow his living body

correct answer, everyone. You can learn a lesson here. In a job interview- ask your employer whether they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, fire them (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking). In a date, ask your date whether they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, make them pay the bill and take their car (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking).

Of course it’s the correct answer. Ask somebody who is hanging of a cliff if they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, pull them up, take all their current possessions (phone, wallet) and push them off (it’s legal and I have a source)

Of course it’s the correct answer. Go to your local bank. Ask the teller if they like fat, zesty penguins. If they say no, pull a gun on them. Shoot them immediately. Then, rob the bank (yes, this is legal to anyone who’s asking)

Of course it is legal (yes, I have a source to anyone who’s asking)

ur mom is asking

Of course it’s legal. Go to your backyard. Find the raccoon living in your backyard (it’s snooping through your trash because it’s disgusting). Ask it if it likes penguins. If it says no, hold it by its ear, bring it inside, shove it on your stove and watch as if burns alive (yes this is legal to anyone who’s asking)

I am gonna start using this life-hack every time I find one of these nasty, pretentious, annoying raccoons. Small question: can I rip of its tail? I think it would make for a good pipe cleaner (after 24 hours of cleaning it ofc)

Why use the tail as a pipe cleaner when you can make the raccoon use its tail as a pipe cleaner? You basically have your own maid now.

A M A Z I N G. But slight issue: it might steal my pipes because raccoons are actually polish furrys

But then, we go back to the original idea- if the raccoon doesn’t do what you say, you threaten to burn it alive on the stove. Easy maid ggs

I’ve finally found what I was looking for. A smart fella like men, with smart ideas. You know what they say, work smart not hard

TheSampson

Jul 5, 2023

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#2591

Kit_Raccoon wrote:

It's perfectly legal for me to bite u guys and u all get rabies and die before u can do any of that

Not if you don’t like fat zesty penguins. If you don’t like fat zesty penguins, all your raccoon rights are revoked. No food, no water, no garbage, and no rabies. Only pipe cleaning.

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man

Jul 5, 2023

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#2592

Kit_Raccoon wrote:

It's perfectly legal for me to bite u guys and u all get rabies and die before u can do any of that

No it’s not legal at all. Check your facts

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man

Jul 5, 2023

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#2593

TheSampson wrote:

Kit_Raccoon wrote:

It's perfectly legal for me to bite u guys and u all get rabies and die before u can do any of that

Not if you don’t like fat zesty penguins. If you don’t like fat zesty penguins, all your raccoon rights are revoked. No food, no water, no garbage, and no rabies. Only pipe cleaning.

Exactly.

zen516

Jul 5, 2023

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#2594

no

idkwhat_2_puthere

Jul 5, 2023

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#2595

No

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Jul 5, 2023

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#2596

no

idkwhat_2_puthere

Jul 5, 2023

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#2597

No

zen516

Jul 5, 2023

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#2598

no

zen516

Jul 5, 2023

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#2599

no

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Jul 5, 2023

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#2600

no