will you date the person above you
sounds funny, so if I were a girl, I would be friends with you because you seem cool, but dating might be another level. But friends for sure
0% chance of dating him.
bros catfishing is a whole other level, she's eight. She has -2 iq. She's probably that one sassy basic girl in the third grade who collected fidgets and wore either pigtails or braids. And you probably also just spend your "recess" walking around gossiping and I bet your friend group of 3 is all fake and I bet they are all random sassy girls with that regina from mean girls personality.
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