Wittys Wonderful Words of Wisdom and Advice- Yes, all that and more for FREEEEEE!
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ErynnBass08
Jun 5, 2023
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#61
@AlexKung18 very accurate. And funny.
I am losing all my games Witty. Been here for ages and haven't improved. Make me a chess genius.
witty_cupcake wrote:
OakLeafIt wrote:
duct tape usually works
I appreciate the back up, Oakleaf, but witty would never recommend duct tape!
B-O-R-I-N-G
It's such an ugly grey color. I think people don't have enough appreciation for lovely green painters tape, you know?
Uh duct tape comes in more colors, and painters tape is usually beige. Nothing sucks as much as beige.
timben wrote:
Superior to dogs, only😤
cap. hard cap. dogs is where its at.
AlexKung18 wrote:
What this thread is about?
odd cupcake tries to answer all your life questions
6Pizza9 wrote:
And I have no money, what am I gonna bribe them with????
favors
uh maybe ill stop there
well i might get banned but he we go...
COUGHbCOUGHeCOUGHdCOUGH
is that enough?
Jun 6, 2023
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#70
AlexKung18 wrote:
Are you offering FREE wisdom to knuckleheads?
I am interested if that's on offer
Alex, i wish it were that true! But, sadly, it's not.
You see, any "wisdom" thats claimly to be free is not actually free!
Ok, this actually only applies to regular folks.
Knuckleheads are buy 1 get 1.
*Hurry, this offer is limited to the first 100 Knuckleheads that apply
At some point, the wisdom of each individual was gained through life's experiences. Some of them not so much fun.
Jun 6, 2023
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#72
AlexKung18 wrote:
I am losing all my games Witty. Been here for ages and haven't improved. Make me a chess genius.
I said i will give advice and wisdom!
Never said I was a magician! 
Jun 6, 2023
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#73
lolmastree, i shared some advice about your wanting to be less socially anxious but chesscom said that my words violated something or the other.
I have no clue why because I don't use cuss words or anything like that!
Basically, my advice to you is to accept yourself as you are, share and talk with others when you're comfortable and if you're not its ok to just listen. Good people will accept you and anyone who might be judging you just isnt worth your time or effort to break a nail over.
Er, bite a nail over!
My last bit of advice is to stop thinking such a negative thing about yourself. Remove that sentence and replace it with something positive about yourself.
Then, add another sentence to THAT one in a week, and then a week later, another one. Don't stop! Keep adding and if you can't think of something to add some weeks, add something positive about a person in your life or just something about a pretty bird you saw!
Jun 6, 2023
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#74
OakLeafIt wrote:
well i might get banned but he we go...
COUGHbCOUGHeCOUGHdCOUGH
is that enough?
I may have an old cough drop down at the bottom of my purse, Oakleaff, if you really need it.
Jun 6, 2023
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#77
@SassySkittles when you meet the dude are you suggestive with him??? Or where do you try to find someone? Do you use Snapchat??
Jun 7, 2023
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#78
Well, this is a real bummer!
Bunch of my advice has been chopped off this forum. Some peoples comments to one another, too.
However, i'm no quitter so here is my advice to myself about losing content on my forum:
SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP!
Jun 7, 2023
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#79
Though, now that I think about it, it is possible the world has found solutions to all of its problems and no one needs advice anymore.
Job well done if i do say so myself!
Except for one leetle problem. If they can send a man to the moon, why can't they make vitamins smaller than a canoe??
AMIRITE?
