But it's hunting season and I'm not going out there.

But you can simply walk miles into the forest.

You've convinced me.

I'm going!

This has nothing to do with chess

I am dead

Moved to Off Topic, since this doesn't seem chess related at all.

David, moderator

We can play chess in forest too.

Baa baa black sheep!

Have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full....................................................................

.....One for the Cryysis, one for the lame, one for a little boy whose name is Cryysis again.

Kid Kid

Is chess a war game?

In this regard, Chess is very much a wargame that simulates what we would now call the combined arms operations of the ancient world. It is because of this combined arms approach that both strategy and tactics can be taught by the game (unlike Checkers, which is entirely tactics, or Go, which is entirely strategy).

Yep, your Cryysis.

No u

No u