Woolly is conducting a survey, to find out which member has the biggest soapbox on this site. 😹

As a llama, cud chewing is an important daily routine!

It is sad truth...kinda of a lonely path to dedicate so much time to search for human interaction through meaningless chatter. Perhaps it is because the cats can't sustain a decent conversation. Similar to the members desire to friend as many people as possible. Possibly a way to cure boredom. I blame it on television because there is nothing good to watch. Maybe people need to be more child like and simply go outside and play like in the olden days. Nothing cures boredom like a good game of tag. In my reality, it is a side effect of too much coffee and a bad case of procrastination. The things I do to avoid my chores. No worries, I can always mow the grass next weekend. The neighbors will enjoy looking at my messy yard. Maybe I will wash the car instead, but...no I think I will waste time on the forum...yes, that sounds better. 🤔 no I think I'll talk to the cats, wait, I don't have a cat. Perhaps I should write some more meaningless chatter and waist the readers time. Yes, that will be amusing.

Horrendous nonsense is mildly entertaining as long as the reader understands it is nonsense. It's sad however when readers take it too seriously and hurt feelings are expressed. Perhaps the desire to post as many threads about random nonsense gives the op a sense of worth. Maybe time is waisted on replies for a more meaningful obligation such as making the forum a better place, or the world for that matter. Possibly it because the person only has one restroom. Thus another family member has jumped into the shower before the other could peal themselves away from the biggest time waister currently consuming precious moments of their short lived life. There, read this response and perhaps you will have the sad realization that you will never get the time back that it took to read another post. Oh wait, the shower is free now...oh wait, should I waste more time to allow for the hot water heater to produce more hot water? Maybe I should play another game of chess, then read some more posts and perhaps respond again 🤔

Click, clack, moo....who gave the cows a typewriter? Who taught the cows how to type 🤔 it's an important question. Since when is a cow a he. If a mammal is a he, how does he make milk? These are the important questions in life. Dang, I need to find a more intelligent way to waist time.

And I thought chess was an intelligent game. Perhaps I am wrong. I better activate plan 356.

We need your wisdom woolly. What do the cats say? Thoughts? Random nonsense? Why cows? Are cows vegan 🤔 maybe as they are older, but now as baby cows because they drink their moms milk. Thoughts...random thoughts. Yes, new method for time waste much needed...and perhaps a better spell checker. Checkers is fun. Maybe connect four.

Random thought...I never been to Florida

Have you ever seen history repeat itself? How old is history and how would we know 🤔

Can we really change the world in a chess forum?

What happened to woolly? How is the survey going? Maybe we need to throw mud at the wall to see if it sticks. Sticks are fun to play swords with. Have you figured it out yet...maybe I should have payed attention in high school. Perhaps middle school is where I lost interest. I never learned mathematics. Why did we have tests. School was fun. Anybody have a pencil...some paper perhaps