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Worst Jokes Ever
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NO!!!!!do your homework in the rain.come on bro!!!
2) Reading the newspaper.
3) Standing under a tree.
4) Lose your umbrella
5) Get Lost.
6) Get your car caught in a flash flood.
7) Going to the pool.
8) Going to the beach.
9) Wearing a suit.
10) Dancing on top of your car.
11) Having a cookout.
12) Going to an outdoor concert.
13) Waiting for the rain delay to finish after two hours during a baseball game.
14) Falling asleep and waking up to find yourself robbed.
15) Going for a walk.
16) Wishing it were sunny.
17) Wishing it were snowing.
or screaming why is it raining!!!!!(while getting robbed)
swimming in the rain.
Swimming in a flood!
:)
Any joke starting with "walk into a bar" in the first sentence.
Noknok
W/o' s there? Freddy. Freddy who? This video. It made me laugh, nothing like the orphanage.http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=kwQZMRykP3k
http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=kwQZMRykP3k If that doesn't work, then this one will(or should) http://m.youtube.com/watch?t=7m56s&v=kwQZMRykP3k
Me: Talk dirty to me.
Siri: Your carpet needs to be cleaned.
mapayt wrote:
Me: Talk dirty to me.
Siri: Your carpet needs to be cleaned.
:)
@SpotlessStar because 7 is a registered 6 offender
I know, but that's not the right answer.
lol, I know the answer is "becasue 7 8 9" but that's an alternative answer I heard some years back, I thought it was a refreshing take on the joke
EulerTheToiler wrote:
lol, I know the answer is "becasue 7 8 9" but that's an alternative answer I heard some years back, I thought it was a refreshing take on the joke
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What is the worst thing to do in the rain?