Worst Jokes Ever

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Captain_Coconut

Just one pok?

Jace_lecraefan

Hehe wow guys that was soooooo bad(funnnnnnnyyyyy)!

So heres a nother.....

three whos have the who pox that is a who. how many whos are there?

actualnotanewbie

What kinds of pitches do chefs throw? Bean Balls.

Jace_lecraefan

no.he throws a meatball.

Waffl3sWaffl3s

I thought it meant worst jokes as in bad jokes, which I usually take to mean cheesy jokes.... I was wrong.... so wrong.... o.o

actualnotanewbie

The doctor throws medicine balls.

Jace_lecraefan

AND he is a body biulder!!!(how would he lift meicine balls)That would be very creepy.Muscular doctor.

Jace_lecraefan

Very bad Jokes

  • Hey what is small but also big? A big sign that says SMALL in big leters.
  • What is crunchy and also smooth? a reces penut buter cup.
  • how do you tell an octopus how to sing? ink ink ink ink ink ink ink!
ChessFanaticStar

knock knok!

who's there?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore is between us.

Jace_lecraefan
Jace_lecraefan wrote:

Very bad Jokes

Hey what is small but also big? A big sign that says SMALL in big leters. What is crunchy and also smooth? a reces penut buter cup. how do you tell an octopus how to sing? ink ink ink ink ink ink ink!

these ore my worst jokes ever!!!!!!!!!

actualnotanewbie

Jace_lecraefan wrote:

AND he is a body biulder!!!(how would he lift meicine balls)That would be very creepy.Muscular doctor.

No, builds Lego bodies.

Jace_lecraefan

hehehehahaha

actualnotanewbie

While he builds people up others break people down.

Jace_lecraefan

oh.does he bould bionicles?

actualnotanewbie

No, he does minifigures. El Ego is very small, bro.

ChessFanaticStar

kid: knock knock. mother: who's there? kid: why? mother: cause I said so.

actualnotanewbie

Nice one.

Oh, & bout dat doctor, I forgot to tell you that he build his minifigures from scratch. Chicken scratch. From a chicken who went too far off the reservation.

Jace_lecraefan

heheheheheheheheh!

ChessFanaticStar

thanks!

Jace_lecraefan

welcome.