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Jace_lecraefan

What did he say?

Mauve26

lol

Jace_lecraefan

Whao its snowing like crazy!!!!!!!sleding here we come!Its a BLIZZARD!!!!!!!!!!!(it just started!)

Jace_lecraefan

animal jokes

 

 

nevery tell your pig a joke.why? it will squeal on you!Tongue Out

actualnotanewbie
mauve_penguin wrote:

what does Freddy say to Golden Freddy?

You're Golden!

See, Freddy went gold on the App Store after only five nights!

Jace_lecraefan

dude!!!!! hehehehehehehehe

Jace_lecraefan

if you had four and i have four how many do we both have altogether?

Jace_lecraefan

4. two guys were fighting man a was beating man b but they both lost. what happened?

actualnotanewbie

They lost! Of course.

Jace_lecraefan

a man went to the five guys on the corner.how man guys are there now?

Mauve26

6 or 1.

Mauve26

Just like the little old lady from the Alert 1 commercial, my chess has falling and I cannot get up.  I propose that my opponents leave their king in the middle of the board while hanging their Queeens and Rooks out to dry.  Thank you for your assistance.

actualnotanewbie

Smile

Jace_lecraefan

i didnt go diveing ......... but i just wanted a cool pic :) :)

actualnotanewbie

You went dumpster diving when your MP3 player went in the washing machine, you threw it away and then took it out again. :)

Jace_lecraefan

Augggggg! You! that was a mistake1!!!!:(     :,(   

Dude stop rubing it in!!

The_Icestorm

yo mama so fat, when she sat on a chair IT BROKE.

actualnotanewbie

Only if you stop rubbing your egzema.

Jace_lecraefan

i am sitting on a chair and i cant type very well. who am i?

actualnotanewbie

You can't type very well, that's who you are.