lol
Worst Jokes Ever

what does Freddy say to Golden Freddy?
You're Golden!
See, Freddy went gold on the App Store after only five nights!

Just like the little old lady from the Alert 1 commercial, my chess has falling and I cannot get up. I propose that my opponents leave their king in the middle of the board while hanging their Queeens and Rooks out to dry. Thank you for your assistance.
What did he say?