Would you eat a sneetch?

Wait a sec where are their arms and legs and heads in the second image
I want to see their smug faces then XD
1. Get a live sneetch, cut off it’s head
2. Hang the sneetch upside down, drain out it’s blood
3. Skin it, it’s fur can be used for clothes and furniture
4. Gut out the inedible parts
5. Roast the sneetch for five hours in the oven
6. Take the sneetch out, let it cool off for a few minutes, and it should be ready to eat
I hope this is helpful for future sneetch eaters!