massive skunk as a head
would you rather have $1,000,000 or spend 1 hour in heaven.
I will split 50/50 on that! That means 500,000 dollars AND go to heaven for 30 minutes provided that the money is not fake and the 30 minutes is whatever of my choosing, all inclusive.
Would you rather have a massive skunk as a head, or two winged cockroaches as eyes?