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bluegrasshopper1

Would you rather have a massive skunk as a head, or two winged cockroaches as eyes?

i_am_super

massive skunk as a head

would you rather have $1,000,000 or spend 1 hour in heaven. 

bluegrasshopper1

I will split 50/50 on that! That means 500,000 dollars AND go to heaven for 30 minutes provided that the money is not fake and the 30 minutes is whatever of my choosing, all inclusive.

bluegrasshopper1

Would you rather get trolled 5 hours a day continuously for x number of days or spend a day in a torture camp?

i_am_super

get trolled 5 hours a day continuously for x number

would you rather die by fire or water.

bluegrasshopper1

Reply to the previous poster: except x = 999999999999999999999, so you basically get trolled for ever.