Yet Another KOTL (YA KOTL)

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I go to the bathroom

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ricechessmaster1 wrote:

great. I ask her if my injury is serious and about medical stuff

You ask her, she reply’s, saying “Oh, it’s not too bad, just a bruise, some internal bleeding, and a mild concussion. But thanks to our state of the art technology, we can fix almost any ailment, including amputation!” You inquire about what this new technology is, and how it functions. “Well, you learned in history class about the Great KOTL War, right? Well, in that war, The Kingdom of Tomatoes used bagels of rejuvenation to heal their injured men, and those things could fix almost anything, right? So, The lead scientists at Pin University found out that we could grind up the bagels, mix them with some butter and milk, and inject this mixture into a person’s blood stream to instantly heal them! better yet, because of...” the nurse babbles on about science Mumbo jumbo that I don’t even understand. “... we were able to mass produce it! And now we are gonna inject dairy and magic bread into your body!”

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well I tell her that I was the leader of the crystals

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Coolboycolombo wrote:

I go to the bathroom

 

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Coolboycolombo wrote:

I go to the bathroom

As You head into the bathroom, you notice that the janitor is exiting. “Welp, it’s a good thing only one of those toilets were clogged, otherwise I’d be in there forever.”

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ricechessmaster1 wrote:

well I tell her that I was the leader of the crystals

“Sure you were buddy, now come on, let’s get you fixed up.” She says as you enter the health room, she lays you in a bed. “Now let’s see, where did I put that syringe?” She goes into the closet to look, she cannot see you.

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AustinXJet wrote:
ricechessmaster1 wrote:

well I tell her that I was the leader of the crystals

“Sure you were buddy, now come on, let’s get you fixed up.” She says as you enter the health room, she lays you in a bed. “Now let’s see, where did I put that syringe?” She goes into the closet to look, she cannot see you.

I quickly get up and kick her into the closet

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ooo I've always wanted to be in a kotl.

Can I join?

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I_The_Noobiest_Pro wrote:
AustinXJet wrote:
I_The_Noobiest_Pro wrote:

ok i search the janitors thingy 

You find several cleaning supplies, a pair of screwdrivers, a monkey wrench, a pair of adjustable pliers, a hammer, and a crowbar. 

i take the crowbar and the hammer, then i use the screwdrivers to open the lock

You take those things and you attempt to remove to door handle, you get it off and manage to open the door, but you hear footsteps coming from down the hall around the corner. 

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ricechessmaster1 wrote:
AustinXJet wrote:
ricechessmaster1 wrote:

well I tell her that I was the leader of the crystals

“Sure you were buddy, now come on, let’s get you fixed up.” She says as you enter the health room, she lays you in a bed. “Now let’s see, where did I put that syringe?” She goes into the closet to look, she cannot see you.

I quickly get up and kick her into the closet

You get up and kick her into the back of the closet, she hits her head on a shelf, knocking her out. You start to feel kinda woozy. 

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ap0ck1l wrote:

ooo I've always wanted to be in a kotl.

Can I join?

Sure, what item would you like to start with? You can pick anything you’d find in a classroom (aside from a phone or laptop)

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I_The_Noobiest_Pro wrote:

lul

i chuck my crowbar at the janitor's head 

>: )

Okay then, as he turns the corner you throw “your” crowbar at his head, he reacts by it blocking with his plunger, causing the stick to break in two, and the crowbar to fall on the ground. “I didn’t want to do this, but I guess you asked for it” he says as he throws his broken plunger to the ground. He pulls a monkey wrench from his belt, and charges you.

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AustinXJet wrote:
ap0ck1l wrote:

ooo I've always wanted to be in a kotl.

Can I join?

Sure, what item would you like to start with? You can pick anything you’d find in a classroom (aside from a phone or laptop)

A pencil

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ap0ck1l wrote:
AustinXJet wrote:
ap0ck1l wrote:

ooo I've always wanted to be in a kotl.

Can I join?

Sure, what item would you like to start with? You can pick anything you’d find in a classroom (aside from a phone or laptop)

A pencil

Great choice! You wake up in detention, you see 4 rows of desks, each with 5 rows. You are in the second seat of the third row. The bully is in the 5th seat of the second row.

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AustinXJet wrote:
ap0ck1l wrote:
AustinXJet wrote:
ap0ck1l wrote:

ooo I've always wanted to be in a kotl.

Can I join?

Sure, what item would you like to start with? You can pick anything you’d find in a classroom (aside from a phone or laptop)

A pencil

Great choice! You wake up in detention, you see 4 rows of desks, each with 5 rows. You are in the second seat of the third row. The bully is in the 5th seat of the second row.

are there any teachers?

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I’ll take a pencil and ask to go to the bathroom 

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I_The_Noobiest_Pro wrote:

i get my monkey wrech, and my hammer. i charge and swing my hammer at him. 

He uses his monkey wrench to block your swing, then he attempts to Kick you in your chest. 

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ap0ck1l wrote:
AustinXJet wrote:
ap0ck1l wrote:
AustinXJet wrote:
ap0ck1l wrote:

ooo I've always wanted to be in a kotl.

Can I join?

Sure, what item would you like to start with? You can pick anything you’d find in a classroom (aside from a phone or laptop)

A pencil

Great choice! You wake up in detention, you see 4 rows of desks, each with 5 rows. You are in the second seat of the third row. The bully is in the 5th seat of the second row.

are there any teachers?

Indeed! There is a single teacher watching over the class. 

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AustinXJet wrote:
ap0ck1l wrote:
AustinXJet wrote:
ap0ck1l wrote:
AustinXJet wrote:
ap0ck1l wrote:

ooo I've always wanted to be in a kotl.

Can I join?

Sure, what item would you like to start with? You can pick anything you’d find in a classroom (aside from a phone or laptop)

A pencil

Great choice! You wake up in detention, you see 4 rows of desks, each with 5 rows. You are in the second seat of the third row. The bully is in the 5th seat of the second row.

are there any teachers?

Indeed! There is a single teacher watching over the class. 

oh ok

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ap0ck1l wrote:
AustinXJet wrote:
ap0ck1l wrote:
AustinXJet wrote:
ap0ck1l wrote:
AustinXJet wrote:
ap0ck1l wrote:

ooo I've always wanted to be in a kotl.

Can I join?

Sure, what item would you like to start with? You can pick anything you’d find in a classroom (aside from a phone or laptop)

A pencil

Great choice! You wake up in detention, you see 4 rows of desks, each with 5 rows. You are in the second seat of the third row. The bully is in the 5th seat of the second row.

are there any teachers?

Indeed! There is a single teacher watching over the class. 

oh ok

is she/he looking at me and the bully?