Zombie Apocalypse

Thats what you believe..... but me and the lord of dark have been getting recruitment

I know. So I propose compulsory Cremation

too late my good friend

Cremation is... a good tactic. Hopefully our zombies in government shall outlaw that practice.

Dont tell the enemy of our inside men

Other than human brains and flesh, we know what zombies craves.

Yes because popcorn is really burnt kydney stones

I know the best place to go and defend.

just wrap yourself in toilet paper. We cant break that stuff

Will spreading mud all over body makes us invisible to zombies? It works against Predators.

yes but we have better eyesight then predators

Do zombies eat animals?

if you count yourself as animals then yes we do

Spare us humans. We offer Spams.

..... i require 40,000 rolls of tp

Just install a bidet spray....Prob solved.

ahhhhh......... but we have bought a supply of gas masks

I believe Zombies evolve into smarter monsters. When zombies first appear in movies, they move in slow motion. 21st Century movies, they run like wolves.

Just wait for a couple more decades, I'm sure they'll start flying too.

Lol.