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I pull my shirt up to cover my mouth and nose and call to the chosen one for help

The Chosen One comes in and throws his hot tub at the dark lord. He then gives a falcon kick the the groin. He turns to you, and tells you to escape. You run away on your wolf, then find yourself in complete darkness. The Chosen One's sister teleports you to the moon, and will send you to earth in exchange for a chess match. Meanwhile, an epic battle rages on earth.

Ok... Sure, I'll play u in chess in exchange to go back to earth

You sit down slowly on the chair, and prepare your chess match ritual, suddenly a nuclear explosion happens on earth... You see the mushroom cloud before you black out.

(The Chosen One is pretty awesome ngl)

Uh oh... I black out?

yup

You wake up a few days later, hungry and alone, on a weird planet.

I search my inventory to see what I have

If I still have my teleportation scroll I can use that to get back to earth right?

you have everything that you had earlier, nothing has changed.

you attempt to use the teleportation scroll, it doesn't work.

suddenly you spot a being radiating power near you.

Hmmm *sigh* I start to explore my surroundings, hoping to find a way back

I walk cautiously over to the being

He opens his eye. (yes, he only has one eye)

he tells you you died, and he revived  you.

I thank him and ask him if I can return to earth some how

he tells you there is no earth.

you hit the zombie on the head... nice shot!