Mittens!

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retromagpie wrote:

Guys it has an elo of 1, I mean I beat that thing like 4 times today because everyone was talking about it. Are you sure you aren't just bad?

Pls send me link to game. I need to beat it.

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I was finally able to play Mittens, I used the Maximum level of engine against it, and it came out a draw.

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Pink_Flag wrote:

Honestly, Mittens is one of the greatest evils that has been on this planet. It has caused me to roll in my bed for hours, constantly thinking about the suffocating trauma that this single cat has caused me. Every second of the day I am forever tormented by a small cat and tears constantly keep flowing down my face I can't handle the trauma anymore. The world as I see it is nothing but the pain I went through when I was facing Mittens on chess.com. I also believe that chess.com has to ban this bot IMMEDIATELY 😡😡🤬🤬😾😾!!11!!1!!1 Otherwise I might not be able to handle the trauma anymore. Because of this forsaken chess bot, every second is worse than the last, my heart is truly broken and this stupid bot has forever changed my life!! It isn't even funny anymore chess.com. My friends have even started telling me to get help! that is simply outrageous if you ask me. if chess.com does NOT remove this bot by the name of 'mittens' some outrageous things will happen. I feel the rage coming deep and hard inside my body I can't bear it anymore, it keeps coming deeper and deeper inside of me, all because of a stupid fake cat! Now I can't even think properly and all I see on my walls is just mittens, it is burned inside my head! PLease fix this IMMediaTELY!

Bro you're not alone! I feel you totally. I hope this noxiously evil cat will be eliminated from this planet!

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just beat mittens, but i couldn't get the analysis because i wasn't logged in (Stockfish 15 used)

 

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I just beat Mittens. (s)he doesn't say anything after losing.

It's actually quite easy, as it plays slow. So just play it on bullet.

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I never play times vs computers, I'm surprised I didn't think about that.

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Yeah, on the panel where you get to choose as black or white there is a "custom" button. I didn't notice it myself until today.

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Ah. I was wondering about Mittens. The last opponent on each list is usually high-rated. Perhaps Mittens is adaptive, playing according to how you play?

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Mittens beat me

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I beat Mittens blindfolded and with my hand and legs tied

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Doubt that

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FA-18_SuperHornet2007 wrote:

I beat Mittens blindfolded and with my hand and legs tied

lies

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Trophies100 wrote:
Russet_Fox wrote:
FA-18_SuperHornet2007 wrote:

I beat Mittens blindfolded and with my hand and legs tied

lies

Jealousy

 

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I played the evan's gambit against it and killed it in 16 moves 

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I played the kings gambit and got scholars mate in 7

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I dont know what i did and got mate in who knows how long

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winter_war wrote:

I played the evan's gambit against it and killed it in 16 moves 

And yesterday I made a time machine in my backyard that can also resurrect the dead

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COOL! ZOMBIES!

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Wilke000 wrote:

COOL! ZOMBIES!

what the heck?

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https://youtu.be/hH3zCpRDaIA

Watch this Gotham Youtube video and all of your nightmares about Mittens, the absolutely absurd chess bot that destroys everybody will be vanquished!