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Gorilla cookies--stop your drama and venom

The world does not consider you to be its authority on all subjects.

Just an opinionated jerk

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MAttos_12 wrote:

Sorry - in which case, I think that there are few more enjoyable things than playing chess against a friend and sharing a bottle of single malt.  

 

The chess gets more creative as both players get increasingly drunk...


Could not agree more!

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Gorrila Cooky-I am a General Manager of a 300 room Hotel

But once again thanks for your judgement.

And are you a zookeeper?

By the way---the way you spelled is spelled weigh.

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I don't think a five year old would be qualified to manage a zoo.

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Certainly not if he's been playing chess while drunk.

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BorgQueen wrote:
MAttos_12 wrote:
The chess gets more creative as both players get increasingly drunk...

Creative... yes... but much more sloppy!!

Mind you the players at the time believe they are playing master level chess!  lol


Perception is 9/10ths of the law ... or something!

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So, just for the sake of argument, if you were in possession of the perception that perception was 9/10ths of the law....

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If onlookers have possession of the perception that you are in possession of protection, they will have a predilection to your persuasion in spite of their best protestation.

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BorgQueen wrote:

That's posession, not perception!  lol


Yes, but try telling the two apart after a few drinks!

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An experiment:

Try to take a drink away from a drunk (possession)
Try to convince that drunk that he still has it (perception)

The difference is subtle, but there.

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Ahh, if only trysts were still here ...

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What if you convince the drunk that he took your drink, and insist that he return it?

Somewhat ironic how difficult that sentence was to assemble as I'm horribly smashed as of right now.

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I think that's happened to me.

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And if GorillaCookie would go clean his cage

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Who the hell are you?

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ivandh wrote:

What if you convince the drunk that he took your drink, and insist that he return it?

Somewhat ironic how difficult that sentence was to assemble as I'm horribly smashed as of right now.


A masterful reconciliation! TheGrobe's also. Extra points to whoever was more drunk

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I have to admit to preferring ivandh's.  Extra points (a round) for everyone!

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robservepro wrote:

And if GorillaCookie would go clean his cage


This thread is reserved for genial drunkards. Please do not use it to bate other primates

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Besides:

http://www.urlesque.com/2009/03/24/these-gorillas-will-drink-you-under-the-table/

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mistercheese wrote:

it's GorillaCookies, rob, just having a little fun throwing stuff from his cage at you

(please don't lock this one too)


Stuff?