Illegal "En Passant" move very common

so it finally happened mykaze1 and truffz. sukit! I read "En Passant" and my pawn did not clearly move two spaces. the opposing pawn was on the 5 rank, however (Jerks for implying my falsification), however my pawn did not move 2 spaces forward, And the opposing pawn made the capture well after my pawn only moved One space and not two, clearly not satisfying the condition that the capturing pawn can ONLY make the move after the opposing pawn moved two spaces forward in one move. So yes, The computer malfunctioned. Yes you are wrong, yes you wrongfully implied that I lied, yes i own the right to say, "suck it be-otch," because you unfairly failed to yield me the benifit of the doubt! can you tell I took your comments rudely and insulting? Maybe some lessons in manners are in order......