The forums are boooorrrrriiinnngggg.....

For months now, the forums are boring to read.

Forum games? Meh. Everyone posts some random letter and gets a trophy.

Chess related posts? Become inactive quickly.

The only things that remain are troll posts. But all the trolls are quickly extinguished! So here's my suggestion: Why don't we just mute the troll for one billionth of a second every time they do someting wrong instead of banning them?

Remember when I was beating you and I resigned and let you win? We should post and analyze that game.

I guess we should all take up skydiving or bungee jumping.

*Looks at forum title* Finally! A reason for being on the forums.

But, where are the cookies?  My computer keeps telling me that there are cookies!

Here's where the action is, pal:

https://www.chess.com/forum/category/off-topic

This is why I (mainly) only go on the forums during spare time at school, or when I am taking a break from study (to view the forums I have trapped)

My main focus is on making master.

Good idea.

All the minor trolls are still out there...

I like to make slightly irrelvant comments 

Forums break down like this:

45% - What opening shoud i play?

45% - Im an agressive player, what opening should i play?

5% - Look at my win!

4% - Why cant I?/How do I?

1% - I really want to improve...

forums are optional, what is optional cannot be boring, no one is compelled to go on forums, thus I never go , i could find them boring. I only go on threads, it is safer.

Trolls are quickly fired, yes, except the worse , those who are on duty , to make forums boring, no naming no shaming,             just writing.

Trolls can be undecipherable, enigmas, funny too, hilarious, ludicrous, humorists, they take some risk, career is short, or long, trolls are never cowards. Blockheads, yes.

Trolls are legend after being muted, blocked, fired , to close shortly their account is a good way to tell them they were borderline, and against some rules; they get it as electric power shock for a bull in a campaign, the limit is here, don't jump ! it is not like horses , they jump for free, who cares ?

A guy was blocked because he named "San Andreas possible Earthquake" as catastrophic ! it was .... religious, thus forbidden. The OP exploded, the MOD still laughs, the postman was ...fb, moron, idiot, undecipherable too.

Long life to this thread. 

I blame the OP for boring threads

I blame the boring threads for the OP...

I blame kaynight.

One time i blamed kaynight...kaynight blamed me back...nothing was accomplished...i had some ice cream...

<throwing rocks at the forums>

Ha!

Ha!

This thread suddenly got a lot more interesting.

Good knight.

And I see my potential.

(For death)