The crime: Bringing the queen out too early. The setting: f3. The motive: Attacking down the long diagonal. But Grandmaster Sheriff Dzindzichashvili shows the the swift hand of justice should have been meted out by Black's four minor piece constables. The law never quite catches the criminal, despite ample evidence of misplaying the opening. The handcuffs are never secured and White eventually goes free on a technicality. Put away the other side when you have the chance!