Patzer's Perspective

I play chess to make money and meet women

I am a USCF Candidate Master CM player

Goals - 1) Reach 2200 USCF NM, 2) Reach 2200 FIDE CM, 3) Reach 2300 FIDE FM

BELIEVE IT!

The first note was an IQ test; if you read it and said "oh", then you just lost a piece