Everything that you do or say will be misconstrued on a chess site.

It's really quite simple.

Everything that you do or say will be misconstrued on a chess site.

Thought that you were just resigning in good time? WRONG! you are a spineless coward, who cannot face defeat.

Thought you were just remarking on a good game? WRONG! you are taunting your opponent and fully deserve a volley of abuse.

Thought you were just disabling chat? WRONG! you are a heartless tyrant with a superiority complex.

Feel free to add your own.

Thought you were opening a lighthearted topic? WRONG! You are a whining crybaby, and the forum police is on its way to tell you what you are.

Thought you were just asking for advice on how to improve? WRONG! You're a hopeless dreamer patzer n00b that's just getting the hang of the knight.

Thought you just played the best game ever against a respectable opponent? WRONG! The game is riddled with errors, a quick look with Houdini 3.0 reveals everything.

Why do you hate penguins so much Prawn?!

Thought staff made a mistake in closing your account? WRONG! You're a heartless cheater who lives in your mother's basement.

Thought that you were just giving sound advice to a weaker player? WRONG! you're a condescending monster, out to crush the ambitions of a defenceless teenager.

Think that aborting games or disconnecting should be punished? WRONG! You are punishing people for using a feature designed to avoid playing with people who are way too weak or strong to play against.

Think aborting games is a legitimate way to avoid playing against people who are way too weak or strong for you? WRONG! You're an arrogant coward who doesn't want to deal with the fact that you suck!

Thought that you were posting an interesting new topic of conversation? WRONG! Do some research, pinhead.

Though you could Easily Beat the Bongcloud? WRONG!! eetz 'bowt getng ueor keeng 2 thee uther cide dued!!

Close but your format is a bit off.

Thought that you were answering the request of somebody genuinely interested in hearing everybody's comments? WRONG!  How dare you take the OP's statement that they really wanted to hear from everyone as a sign that they really wanted to hear from everyone?

I don't see how anything has been misconstrued.

Good effort, must try harder.

what a funny guy.  WRONG!!!!  he's a chode.

Beat someone ten times in a row and want a different opponent.  WRONG!  you tool. you are a scared coward who doesn't know how to play chess and were about to be pwned 1000 times in a row.  Obviously, they were just messing with you were about to get serious to show you how horrible you really are.

Thought you found a good drawing resource? WRONG! You're just a coward taking advantage of stupid rules that should be abolished!

LOL.  Funniest thread lately. 

Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy. 
[laughs] 
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What? 
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything. 
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it? 
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong. 
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how? 
Henry Hill: Jus... 
Tommy DeVito: What? 
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny. 
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*****up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?