3031 - The King, Queen, Bishop and Knight are on the board. Where is the Joker?
5,000 Signs You Don't Know Enough About Chess
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3032. You know how to move the pieces, and think that qualifies for knowing how to actually play chess.
3034. Chess? Is that a new makeup brand? Ohhdarling. Does it go with my Jimmy Choos? And my doggie woggie? And my Luis Vitton handbag?
3042: You think that the chess clock is a launcher.
3043: You purposely lose on time so that you don't have to show how bad you are.
3044: You move your your pieces to I file when you're frustrated.
3045: You resign before you play your first move because you know need to go to the bathroom.
ENcyndaquil-pikachu wrote:
#3048 when you play a move that you think is good then your oppent belittles you with his responce.
That's happened to me at tournaments...
3030 Whadddt? Chess? Didn't you mean cheese? Cheese is surely E zee er.