Your all-time favorite chess book is:
I Was Tortured in the Pasadena Jailhouse
It was written by your favorite chess player, Joey Casablanca
Your all-time favorite chess book is:
I Was Tortured in the Pasadena Jailhouse
It was written by your favorite chess player, Joey Casablanca
You are losing the game and when you look up, you notice that your opponent is reading a book. (Happened to me)
your opponent is not allowed to read a book during a chess tournament. how can you tell that he hasn't his chess notes in one of his pages. if it is a chess book he might even have the position in the book that is in the game with best move suggestion and explanation.
who said it was a tournant.
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PPS:):):):):):):):)
You're so colourblind that you do see the difference between black and white...
You would be surprised at how well some blind people can play.
You're so colourblind that you do see the difference between black and white...
This is blindness indeed.
You're so colourblind that you do see the difference between black and white...
Or is that true vision?
Oh! I've got one!
When you're playing someone, you spend all your time chatting about how they're American, gay, and deserve to be put to jail!
And then, when you know you're going to lose, you stall for 10 minutes, and spen the time commenting on the grammar of someone playing from an iPad!
Then, before you lose, you call your opponent a bunch of synonyms for female genitilia!
Rooks need scope. The early moves 1.h4 and 1.a4 are excellent for bringing these powerful pices into the game via R a3 and Rh3. The queens to join in to. Queen in the centre is good. And a last point. Castling is bad. Very bad. Your king is safest in the centre because having put your rooks and queens in the centre as early as possiblke, your king will be protected being behind your pieces.
This thread should come with its own emergency oxygen supply (for those of us who get out of breath from laughing).
You know you are a bad chess player when:
1.The only way you can avoid losing is not playing at all.
2.You get checkmated like this:
3.You resign as white in this position because you did not se any way to stop Rf1#
4.You take pieces from your opponent whenever you can because you like playing with them on the side of the board.
You know you could be a grandmaster if you were to put in the time and money. Couple hours a week studying. Maybe a hundred bucks for a good coach.
But, you choose not to because you "have a life".
Besides, really good chess players simply have a fetish...a paroxysmal fetish. Thus, they are to be pitied.