Ressurection threads The wristwatch suggests a hoax.
Thread Resurrections

Well yeah I am wrong, well done bloody England, Australia not down yet NZ is gonna have a go at them while they are still down !

How often do threads get resurrected?
Passenger to captain of the Titanic: 'Do ships like this go down often?
Captain: No, ma'am; usually only once.

The next person who resurrects this thread oughta have a note that says "It stops being funny the tenth time around" stapled to their forehead.
And I mean with one of those really big staplers that are used for wood and stuff.

The next person who resurrects this thread oughta have a note that says "It stops being funny the tenth time around" stapled to their forehead.
And I mean with one of those really big staplers that are used for wood and stuff.
Yeah

The next person who resurrects this thread oughta have a note that says "It stops being funny the seventy-fifth time around" stapled to their forehead.
And I mean with one of those really big staplers that are used for wood and stuff.
Whew....just made the cut-off.
At the risk of upsetting the applecart I feel that I must protest ! As Chess.com keeps these threads in storage for a long period of time they are not dead but are only hibernating like a group of happy Squirrels, ready to run loose again when the warmth of Spring retuns to banish the cold of Winter. Therefore go not quietly into the deep cold of Winter but instead return in good time to enjoy the beauty of Spring !
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