Training with my Doggie

Okay guys I know when I first posted this I probably sounded kinda rude with the comments I put up there like "Shut up." "Or forget about it nobody cares." But that was about 2 years and I was in a bad mood. But I'm all better now. Anywho...

My dog name is Bella. She weights around 20lb and she's a shorkie. She likes to run and go outside. She'll eat any kinds of food and loves to drink water. She doesn't like baths, and she doesn't like other people coming into the house. She's a great guard dog even though she's a small dog. She's black, white, tan, and gray. She's really friendly and only attacks people who hurts her owners or her. Now,

   Here's the problem. My dog is turnin 2 years old in October and she's not eating, she refuses to learn anything, she's always laying under me, she's always sleeping, she's lazy, sometimes shes really protective of her right leg and sometimes her stomach, she's throwing up yellow bile about once every 2 weeks and sometimes once everyday for a entire week, she's been through two heat cycles and hasn't been mated, her stomach is really huge one day and next day it goes back to normal and then her "tits" have enlarged, she looks kinda sad in the mornings (her tail be in between her legs and her head be down and shes laying in her corner not doing anything), she doesn't wanna play (the only way I can get her to play or get up is if I smack her with my hat and run. She plays really rough), she pees about 4 times a day and poops 3 times a day, she gets annoyed really fast, and often bites and growls at people who try to pick her up.

   This started happening about 2 weeks ago and I'm getting really worried. Is she sick? Going through a false pregnancy?

P.S.

   I have a male cat who's in heat and they were "socializing" about 3 weeks ago.

I have the feeling your dog is just sick and tired of eating so much spam.

There are only so many things a dog can do...

Try better food and better teaching techniques. Dogs don't understand english so you'll have to be creative in how you teach your dog tricks.

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^^^^  I might have to call the A.S.P.C.A....

chessplayer110, tell me what you wanna know excactly, the age of your dog & the breed, & also the background, & your enviroment, ex..Built up area, rural, countyside...etc, tell me whet you need to a know, yo!

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Use a word, a specific word for this dillema, for it is the same & one, I for example, use the French word  " Poubelle ", when you see your dog chewing on rubbish or stuff it's not suposed to be a chewing, speak firmly ( don't shout, for your dog shall lack respect in you & then the problem get's more difficult ) & use the word that you've chosen, & also use sign language, like a click of the fingers when you pronounce the chossen word, this will not work straight away, you need to be patient, though it should work in about 3 days.

Correct me if I'm a wrong, but I think that you need to exercise your dog more regulary, a 1 year old needs plenty of exercise, not just to let out so he can go to the bog, yo, you gotta run the dog, play with it, 2-3 hrs per day min, & don forget there's only one boss & that's the owner, she might challenge you about this one day, but that's another blem, run her till she can't go on, get a ball & trough it, teach her to bring the ball back, sit down at distance, using your lips to whistle a desired tone.

Oh yeah, & never teach a dog more than one thing at a time, if it takes you a month to teach her one command, so be it, but don't lose patience, I use the above word for personal reasons, for one of my very first dogs died of Leptosperoses, ( a rat pee's on a bone & the dog grabs the bone unaware of the fact & chews on it ), which is very fatal, 24-36 hrs & the dog shall suffer a horrible death, which very few Vets can heal if your dog is not vacinated against.

If this is unclear, please say where & I'll try & make an effort to be more specific, regards,

Gabriel, yo!